Goofingaround

No, I don’t think he will develop “mother” issues, do you? Try to call me a wussy, now!—- I sure hope that’s her boyfriend – not her brother or cousin! Wearing the same earrings is where he drew the line. Everyone has their standards Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadn’t [...]

1. You used to buy cassette singles… and still have some stashed somewhere… 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 4. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried [...]

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your [...]

The Ctrl-Alt-Direction key sequence is supposed to be used for changing your workspace. On my computer at work it changes the screen orientation. Ctrl-Alt-Up – right side up Ctrl-Alt-Right – 90 degrees Ctrl-Alt-Down – 180 degrees Ctrl-Alt-Left – 270 degrees Not that I would, but people who leave their computer’s unattended need to have this [...]

I vetted a few of these that were patently false, and added some additional info.  If these aren’t true, let me know and I’ll remove them. 1.Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton. (it was sewn up through several operations) 3. A [...]

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