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Fantastic Police Report

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Communication is hard

This just makes me laugh so much. I don’t know why, it just strikes me right in my funny bone.communication-is-hard-part-1-of-4

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DO. NOT. Fry gnocchi

 

 

Kids… by SMBC

This is so mean, but I’m sure there are many parents would like to do this…
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Heckler

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Yeah, about those baggage fees…

shuttle on 747

Something neat for you

Plug this into Wolfram Alpha:

polar r=(sin(t)*sqrt(abs(cos(t))))/(sin(t) + 7/5) -2*sin(t) + 2

www.wolframalpha.com

Awkward Family Photos

Pink toga? Really?
No, I don’t think he will develop “mother” issues, do you?

Bet he doesn't turn her down at all. For anything.
Try to call me a wussy, now!—-


Denim and Demin and doucy hair cut equals awesome!
I sure hope that’s her boyfriend – not her brother or cousin!

Reminds me of the time when...uh NEVER!

Wearing the same earrings is where he drew the line.
Everyone has their standards

A warm and loving family all around
Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadn’t been for the burning sensations coming from both sides of her head.

Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha goinga do, whatcha goinga do when...
Mom and Dad’s love was infectious…everywhere. (look in background)


Are the wings a bit much?

This is NOT a good brother and sister pose.

This is why I don't go anywhere without a spare chicken.


Some girls would have been devastated that there prom was being held at KFC – – – these girls embraced it.

There's no time to shut the kitchen cupboard. I have to fix the flux capacitor!
Be honest, do you think this bowtie is too loud with this shirt?

Fun Fact: the cat is actually the founder and head partner.
We are lawyers you can trust. Look – – we even like kitties.

One big happy family
Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t need to clap your hands.

Nightmares for years to come
Well, she wouldn’t have cried if you hadn’t sat her on the lap of a skeezy cracked out bunny!

I didn't even notice the bear. Cool phaser!
This young man dressed up as the elde
rly version of Smoky the Bear.

Welcome to 'eye on chesthair'. Tonight's contestant has very little to talk about
It should be noted that cooking is dangerous and should be done with bellies and chest hairs covered. Thanks

Is he hugging his two wives?
There is no greater surprise than waking up on Christmas morning and unwrapping a strange smiling family.

Sign her up for the WWE!
I love my sister. I …..love….her…so….friggin….much.

That's sad: making the little boy and the baby dress the same.
Nice leaning post there Adam!

Back off! I have double cat action here!
You guys might have a gun but I have TWO cats! Now’s that Suckas??

Finally, photographic proof. Years from now this kid will be showing this to his therapist.
Sara finally had something to smile about.

His night job was working for an 80's hair band.
Its so great that everyone could make it to graduation, even Cousin Derek, came in from Steroid rehab.

I didn't want to be in the stupid photo anyway.
They never understood why Kevin always felt left out.

This photographer just needed to be fired. Look at the glare on the glasses even. Great attention to detail.
Every girl should have a dream…even on her period.

Yumm, that's a good stump.
No, No, I don’t think the stump is too much at all….


Okay, you have your medal, your trophy and you want to be holding what now?
What’s a champion without his Whinny the Pooh umbrella?

Love how his manboobs sheltered some of his skin from being burnt
At least he was wearing a seatbelt…

How long do you have to sleep in one position to burn like that?
Jazz Hands!

Introducing the new Lee Press on Tampons!
Who needs pacifiers when you have these?

You know you are from the 80’s if…

1. You used to buy cassette singles… and still have some stashed somewhere…

2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

4. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.

5. You owned those lil’ Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls (or your sister did).

6. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom

7. Two words: Hammer Pants

8. You watched “Fraggle Rock”.

9. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars… and spokey-dokies or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect

10. You watched “Duck Tales” (Woo ooh!)

11. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

12. You (your sister, cousins) wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

13. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen…and still know the turtles names.

14. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

15. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

16. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

17. L.A. Gear….need I say more?

18. You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all the other Judy Blume books.

19. You know the profound meaning of “WAX ON, WAX OFF”

20. You wanted to be a Goonie.

21. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us…head-to-toe)

22. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

23. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

24. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

25. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after every sentence.

26. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

27. Barbie and the Rockers was your favourite band.

28. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.

29. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

30. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”

31. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

32. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

33. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

34. You have ever played with a Skip-It or Elastix

35. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

36. You’ve gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

37. Don’t worry, be happy

38. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

39. You wore socks scrunched down

40. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

41. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

42. You know what it meant to say “Care Bear Stare!!”

43. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales

44. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

45. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

46. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool…and don’t even flinch when people refer to them as “NKOTB”

47. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell,” The ORIGINAL class.

48. You know all the words to Bon Jovi – SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

49. You just sang those words to yourself.

50. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

51. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)

52. You remember when mullets were cool!

53. You had a mullet!

54. You still sing “We are the World”

55. You tight rolled your jeans.

56. You owned a bannana clip.

57. You used to (and probably still do) say “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?”

58. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you!

Helpful tips

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be too afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

Daily thought: some people are like slinky – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Thanks for this Chad!

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