Goofingaround

A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’ My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab !’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – – and I [...]

 Waiting room at the gynecology unit

In a Copenhagen, Denmark hospital!
 
 
 

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After about four minutes in the examination room with a new, younger doctor, Mrs Reid burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in a room.
The older doctor [...]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She puts on a large overcoat so [...]

There’s  nothing worse than a snotty doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is  wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we have all  experienced this, and I love the way this  old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor’s  office. As he approached the desk, [...]

A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor Cohen. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should solve the problem.”
The next morning, [...]