He read my thoughts!
Thanks to Chad for these.
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem.
She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer, and said,
“The curlers are on me.”
“Tell me the company you keep, and I’ll tell you who you are.” – Miguel De Cervantes
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” – Mark Twain
“I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx
“My inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and… I exert myself to give in the same measure as I have received.” – Albert Einstein
“It contributes greatly toward a man’s moral and intellectual health, to be brought into…companionship with individuals unlike himself, who care little for his pursuits, and whose sphere and abilities he must go out of himself to appreciate.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne
“We are, in truth, more than a half of what we are by imitation.” – Lord Chesterfield
“We love in others what we lack ourselves, and would be everything but what we are.” – R.H. Stoddard
As found in Men’s Health, November 2004