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How to get anitperspirant stains out of white shirts

First try to minimize creating the stains. Wait until your antiperspirant is dry completely before you put on your shirt.
To get the stains out of your white shirts:
– For old stains: soak the shirt in white vinegar or use a prewash stain remover.
– For new stains: [...]

A woman can change a man

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. – Natalie Wood
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Bullshit and Brilliance

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention [...]

Guide Dog

A visitor to San Francisco is standing on a street corner waiting for a bus when he notices a blind man and his guide dog. The dog leads the man into the street, where he is brushed by an oncoming car. The man is knocked down, and he rather gingerly gets back up. [...]

Dying Professor’s lecture on life

Colin Powell’s 13 Rules of Life

Very interesting.  I like his thoughts on this.
1. Colin Powell’s 13 Rules of Life It ain’t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
2. Get mad, and then get over it.
3. Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
4. It [...]