Apr

10

Lucky to be alive!

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Read the caption on 1st photo – - -
Then look at the 2nd


In the picture above, you can see where the driver broke through the guard rail on the right side of the culvert – where the people are standing on the road, pointing.

According to police, the pick-up was traveling about 75 mph from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail.

It flipped end-over-end, bounced off and across the culvert outlet, landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing in the opposite direction.

The dazed 22-year-old driver and his 18-year-old passenger were unhurt except for minor cuts and bruises.

Occurred just outside Flagstaff, Arizona on Hwy 100.

Now,

look at the second picture below. . .

Pretty damn lucky!!

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Apr

4

There…I fixed it

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There . . . I fixed it

Are you happy NOW?

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Mar

29

Thank you notes

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Would love to have wrote some of these…

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Mar

15

Best ever Geico ad.

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Mar

10

Saints Tickets for Sale

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FOR SALE :

Saints Tickets

I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn’t want to attend any more of their games as she doesn’t like the person who sits in the seat next to us. I’ve attached a picture of the view from the seats. Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $4500 each

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Mar

2

Posters

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Feb

18

Summer’s almost here!

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Summer's almost here . . . .
 
I can now see the deer
 
 moving around in the back yard.
 
Yep, won't be long.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Feb

17

Why I Failed Fifth Grade

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Feb

8

Hermione penis size chart

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Hermione

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Dec

1

Awkward Family Photos

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Pink toga? Really?
No, I don’t think he will develop “mother” issues, do you?

Bet he doesn't turn her down at all. For anything.
Try to call me a wussy, now!—-


Denim and Demin and doucy hair cut equals awesome!
I sure hope that’s her boyfriend – not her brother or cousin!

Reminds me of the time when...uh NEVER!

Wearing the same earrings is where he drew the line. Everyone has their standards



A warm and loving family all around
Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadn’t been for the burning sensations coming from both sides of her head.


Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha goinga do, whatcha goinga do when...
Mom and Dad’s love was infectious…everywhere. (look in background)




Are the wings a bit much?

This is NOT a good brother and sister pose.



This is why I don't go anywhere without a spare chicken.


Some girls would have been devastated that there prom was being held at KFC – - – these girls embraced it.


There's no time to shut the kitchen cupboard. I have to fix the flux capacitor!
Be honest, do you think this bowtie is too loud with this shirt?



Fun Fact: the cat is actually the founder and head partner.
We are lawyers you can trust. Look – - we even like kitties.



One big happy family
Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t need to clap your hands.



Nightmares for years to come
Well, she wouldn’t have cried if you hadn’t sat her on the lap of a skeezy cracked out bunny!


I didn't even notice the bear. Cool phaser!
This young man dressed up as the elderly version of Smoky the Bear.



Welcome to 'eye on chesthair'. Tonight's contestant has very little to talk about
It should be noted that cooking is dangerous and should be done with bellies and chest hairs covered. Thanks



Is he hugging his two wives?
There is no greater surprise than waking up on Christmas morning and unwrapping a strange smiling family.



Sign her up for the WWE!
I love my sister. I …..love….her…so….friggin….much.



That's sad: making the little boy and the baby dress the same.
Nice leaning post there Adam!



Back off! I have double cat action here!
You guys might have a gun but I have TWO cats! Now’s that Suckas??



Finally, photographic proof. Years from now this kid will be showing this to his therapist.
Sara finally had something to smile about.


His night job was working for an 80's hair band.
Its so great that everyone could make it to graduation, even Cousin Derek, came in from Steroid rehab.



I didn't want to be in the stupid photo anyway.
They never understood why Kevin always felt left out.



This photographer just needed to be fired. Look at the glare on the glasses even. Great attention to detail.
Every girl should have a dream…even on her period.



Yumm, that's a good stump.
No, No, I don’t think the stump is too much at all….


Okay, you have your medal, your trophy and you want to be holding what now?
What’s a champion without his Whinny the Pooh umbrella?



Love how his manboobs sheltered some of his skin from being burnt
At least he was wearing a seatbelt…



How long do you have to sleep in one position to burn like that?
Jazz Hands!


Introducing the new Lee Press on Tampons!
Who needs pacifiers when you have these?

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