Goofingaround

First try to minimize creating the stains. Wait until your antiperspirant is dry completely before you put on your shirt.
To get the stains out of your white shirts:
– For old stains: soak the shirt in white vinegar or use a prewash stain remover.
– For new stains: [...]

 Waiting room at the gynecology unit

In a Copenhagen, Denmark hospital!
 
 
 

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The following is an account of what happened to a friend of mine. For whatever reason he decided to check the tax calculation on his cellular bill and found a mistake:
I have just noticed and believe that Bell Canada has been incorrectly charging the GST and PST on my Bell Mobility account.
My exact example [...]

“Tell me the company you keep, and I’ll tell you who you are.” – Miguel De Cervantes
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” – Mark Twain
“I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx
“My inner and outer [...]

“Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point.” – C.S. Lewis
“The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a [...]

“It’s not the men in my life that count; it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West
“All real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.” – Marlene Dietrich
“Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.” – Arianna Huffington
“Men should be the ones who succeed. [...]

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.  There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
“Our courtship was fast and furious – I was fast and she was furious.” – Max Kauffmann
“I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight/In an everlasting kiss.” – Bruce Springsteen
“Love is the delusion that one [...]

1. You used to buy cassette singles… and still have some stashed somewhere…
2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton
3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
4. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a [...]

As found here.
I see a lot of the innuendo, but what’s up with this girl lying down at the bottom?

Showcasing cars that only 0.01% of the population can afford, are MASSIVELY environmentally unfriendly and serve no purpose other than to be big and ugly gas-guzzlers.