Goofingaround

A Canadian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by a Canadian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Molsons, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to [...]

Two women were playing a round of golf. The first one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll [...]

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked, was a shaved snatch !
Apparently I’m not welcome back at Swiss Chalet.

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At the Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish serving a customer. When Walt was finished Mary asked, ‘How much for that [...]

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.  There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
“Our courtship was fast and furious – I was fast and she was furious.” – Max Kauffmann
“I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight/In an everlasting kiss.” – Bruce Springsteen
“Love is the delusion that one [...]

A GIRL’S PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my [...]

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. [...]

Two blondes from California were chatting.
One blonde asks another, “Which is further, New York … or the Moon?”
The other replies: “HELLOOOOO, Can you SEE New York?”