Goofingaround

FOR SALE :
Saints Tickets
I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn’t want to attend any more of their games as she doesn’t like the person who sits in the seat next to us. I’ve attached a picture of the view from the seats. Tickets will be sold to [...]

Thanks Ian!

This made me laugh. I like Betty White and Abe Vigoda. Good job Snickers.

Summer's almost here . . . .
 
I can now see the deer
 
 moving around in the back yard.
 
Yep, won't be long.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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A Canadian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by a Canadian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Molsons, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to [...]

He read my thoughts!

Two women were playing a round of golf. The first one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll [...]

A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’ My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab !’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – – and I [...]

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, ‘My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time [...]