Goofingaround

Information is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't. – Anja Schatzi
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These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde (Several minutes later): Loneliness! And the audience laughed for [...]

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. – Natalie Wood
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“Tell me the company you keep, and I’ll tell you who you are.” – Miguel De Cervantes
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” – Mark Twain
“I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx
“My inner and outer [...]

“It’s not the men in my life that count; it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West
“All real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.” – Marlene Dietrich
“Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.” – Arianna Huffington
“Men should be the ones who succeed. [...]

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.  There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
“Our courtship was fast and furious – I was fast and she was furious.” – Max Kauffmann
“I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight/In an everlasting kiss.” – Bruce Springsteen
“Love is the delusion that one [...]

“The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost
“It is our will and not our strength that is being tried.” – Lyndon B. Johnson
“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say.  I just watch what they do.” – Andrew Carnegie
“Have the courage to act instead of react.” – Earlene Larson [...]

“The marvels of modern technology include the development of a soda can which, when discarded, will last forever and a $7,000 car, which, when properly cared for, will rust out in 2 or 3 years.” – Paul Harwitz
– as found in Men’s Health, December 2005

“I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how.” – J. Stalin
“Trust, but verify.” – R. Reagan
“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance” – T. Jefferson

To learn is to Succeed. – Lee Elliott