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Swedish McDonalds

Do you think they are hiring a ‘type’?

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A Blonde with a flat

One day a blonde gets a flat tire on the 401. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road and carefully steps out of the car.

She opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard cutouts of men. She unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers . . .

Not surprisingly, in a very short time the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a opp cruiser arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde with the disabled vehicle yelling, “what’s going on here?”

“My car broke down, officer” says the woman, calmly. “Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the officer.

“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied

Blonde Puzzles

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Blondes

Two blondes from California were chatting.

One blonde asks another, “Which is further, New York … or the Moon?”

The other replies: “HELLOOOOO, Can you SEE New York?”

The prison break

Three women escaped from prison….one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny sacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw.

The deputy told him about the three gunny sacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.

So, the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow”.

The deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.

Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.”

The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all.

He kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”

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