Goofingaround

Two blondes from California were chatting. One blonde asks another, “Which is further, New York … or the Moon?” The other replies: “HELLOOOOO, Can you SEE New York?”

Three women escaped from prison….one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny sacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage. [...]