Goofingaround

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill.He thought he’d fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee [...]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear: IN PRISON – you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK – you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON – you get three meals a [...]

1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 3. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5. I [...]