Aug
19
Do it like Tiger
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A man asks his doctor, “Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?”
The doctor replies, “Yes, the first 3 months will be just like normal, the next three months you should do it like a dog, and the last three months you should do it like tiger”
The man replies, “Tiger?”
The doctor explains, “Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women.”
Aug
28
Michael Jackson
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The medical examiner’s report has come in and it seems he didn’t overdose at all. It seems he died because he choked on twelve year old sausage.
(thanks Linnea!)