Goofingaround

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. – Natalie Wood Posted via email from goofingaround’s posterous

“It’s not the men in my life that count; it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West “All real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.” – Marlene Dietrich “Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.” – Arianna Huffington “Men should be the [...]

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.  There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger “Our courtship was fast and furious – I was fast and she was furious.” – Max Kauffmann “I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight/In an everlasting kiss.” – Bruce Springsteen “Love is the [...]

A GIRL’S PRAYER Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One whose willy’s thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when [...]

1. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. 2. A hard-on does not count as personal growth. 3. This isn’t an office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. Do I look like a fucking people person? 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? [...]