Goofingaround

A Canadian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by a Canadian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Molsons, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to [...]

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot
The doctor comes in.
“Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably don’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay and you will walk again. However, something else happened. I’ll try to break this to you [...]

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked, was a shaved snatch !
Apparently I’m not welcome back at Swiss Chalet.

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a [...]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist [...]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.  It identifies that American [...]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as [...]

As found here.
I see a lot of the innuendo, but what’s up with this girl lying down at the bottom?

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.  It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the [...]