Goofingaround

Dan is very prolific with the jokes that he sends and it is MUCH appreciated. In this case, I think this might be autobiographical. *A Great Comeback** * A man was nude sunbathing on a beach in southern France. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat [...]

FOR SALE : Saints Tickets I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn’t want to attend any more of their games as she doesn’t like the person who sits in the seat next to us. I’ve attached a picture of the view from the seats. Tickets will be sold [...]

A Canadian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by a Canadian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Molsons, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to [...]

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in. “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably don’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay and you will walk again. However, something else happened. I’ll try to break this [...]

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked, was a shaved snatch ! Apparently I’m not welcome back at Swiss Chalet.

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a [...]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist [...]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.  It identifies that American Indians [...]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as [...]