Category: Goofing Tweets (Page 12 of 17)

• House full of kids + wanting to watch the superbowl = who won? What happened? Best sb of the century? Nuts. #
• Just saw a 10 year old with a ventriloquist dummy. Can honestly say I've never seen someone so young with one of those. #
• Beaker from the muppets in an internet ballad. http://www.goofingaround.ca/beaker V.Funny. #
• New favorite saying/acronym: NDT – it's a Known Dumb Thing. #
• Another cool acronym: UTS – user too stupid. #
• I'm an uncle (again)! My sister gave birth to a beautiful baby girl today. 8lbs 10oz. Philipa Rose Elliott Sawyer. Mother & child fine. Whew #
• RT @BadAstronomer: Alt-med justice marches on: Kevin Trudeau is contemptible. http://is.gd/8fpsf #

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• House full of kids + wanting to watch the superbowl = who won? What happened? Best sb of the century? Nuts. #
• Just saw a 10 year old with a ventriloquist dummy. Can honestly say I've never seen someone so young with one of those. #
• Beaker from the muppets in an internet ballad. http://www.goofingaround.ca/beaker V.Funny. #
• New favorite saying/acronym: NDT – it's a Known Dumb Thing. #
• Another cool acronym: UTS – user too stupid. #
• I'm an uncle (again)! My sister gave birth to a beautiful baby girl today. 8lbs 10oz. Philipa Rose Elliott Sawyer. Mother & child fine. Whew #
• RT @BadAstronomer: Alt-med justice marches on: Kevin Trudeau is contemptible. http://is.gd/8fpsf #

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• Wow. I left my Blackberry alone with my son for a minute and it seems he tweeted to @Danny_Devito. Good job for a 2 year old. #
• @DomesticP while I am kick ass, I'm actually a dad & techie in Toronto. You might be wanting a different Lee. 😉 in reply to DomesticP #
• Yet another #TTCFail. The escalator at Union has been broken for more days than it works. Can someone run the ttc like a business? #

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• So I have voice activated dialing, when can I get voice activated tweeting? #
• Getting very frustrated with #Sony. I bought my wife their eReader and it does not work on my computer. Called tech support & nada. #
• @Danny_DeVito f in reply to Danny_DeVito #

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• RT @brundle_fly: Wall Street Toon. http://bit.ly/6B8bBz – Classic and very true #
• Amazed how some places stay in business. Lousy cust. service at TPH. Could care less that I wanted to spend $ there so I walked away. #
• RT @strombo: Friday 7 PM: Canada for Haiti: CBC, CTV, Global, Much, MTV, Nat.Geo @strombo, Ben Mulroney, @CherylHickeyETC hosts- Watch&give! #
• RT @johntobin: Love it: http://www.wordlab.com/images/terrorsesamealerts.jpg #
• When @johntobin tweets, everybody follows. #obscureadreference (hint: EF Hutton) #
• RT @brundle_fly: This is GREAT RT @JakenBear: http://twitpic.com/z8s7c – Weekend at Bernie's: TTC BOOTH. #TTCSleeper #
• Taylor Swift answered a #Haiti telethon phone & said "Thank y-…" so I said "I'mgonnastopyourightthere Taylor, Beyonce had the best call.." #
• RT @badbanana: According to the commercials, Windows 7 is for delusional morons. #

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• Weird: I get updates from some people on my Twitter account & on my BB, but not using PeopleBrowsr. Although Twitter Web interface is nice. #
• RT @BrianLynch: You can text "HAITI" to 90999 to donate $10 to @RedCross relief efforts in #Haiti. #
• Dear networks: Stop giving Suzanne Somers airtime for her insanity. People need facts not fairy dust and false hope. Cancer is deadly. #
• Help those in Haiti by donating to Partners In Health: text “HELP” to 1291 & Rogers/Fido customers can donate $5.00 CDN to relief efforts. #

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• Great info on the silliness that is the TSA in the US. They are not being very transparent. http://www.goofingaround.ca/253 #
• Hating the #ttc in 2010: Union freaking station doesn't have booths open to buy AND are out of frakking TOKENS! Did they not expect a rush? #

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• RT @JPBarlow (and others) "TSA – Protecting you from yesterday, tomorrow." #tsaslogans #
• RT @wilw: Only a matter of time b4 the TSA decides that passengers simply will not be permitted to board airplanes. You know, for safety. #
• Someone either needs to get Dora the Explorer a shirt trhat covers her belly OR get her a belly button ring. Just saying. #
• Spent 1999 at the ACC watching Tragically Hip. Spending 2009 in Sick Kids with my wife & son. Just want his fever down & it will be a HNY. #
• Happy New Decade everyone. May it find you safe and sound, healthy and happy. From my family to yours, all the best. #
• RT @wilw: RT @ambersalis: 01.02.2010 = Happy Palindrome Day! Surprised that @joetek or @johntobin didn't tweet this first. #

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• Won the BMO 'show us your blue' contest today at the #Raptor game & the Raps won! Great game to go to with my wife and son. #
• Cops at the door. #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• Oh, HE's your MOM? #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• Crap: @lee_elliott's coming over. #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• "Mommy's in Grandpa's bed. #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• Liquor cabinet is empty. #holidayruined4wordsorless from Julie Horne #
• A good one:RT @allthesepieces: Puppy needed breathing holes #holidayruined4wordsorless #
• Q:What do the Reindeer wives do while the guys are out pulling Santa's sleigh on Christmas eve?
  A:They go to town & blow a few bucks. #Joke #
• @ThatKevinSmith What are the odds of getting the steal of the day signed by Jay (Jason Mewes) as well? in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
• I think this has become my new motto: Dilligaf! http://www.goofingaround.ca/dilligaf Cute video, sound is definitely NSFW. #
• You brightened my day. http://i.imgur.com/6MX70.jpg #
• Wow, they have replaced the holy water at church with hand sanitizer! #

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• RT @johntobin: An RFP requests 6 printed & bound replies. Another question asks 'what's your company doing tobe green?' #priceless #corpfail #
• Terrible customer service from #CIBC. Make a payment online & get declined because THEY haven't processed. Call to inquire & told to use MC #
• 5 reasons the #ttcfail: 1. Refuse to schedule the proper number of streetcars/buses for the rush hours. #
• 5 reasons the #ttcfail: 2. Customer service. Actually saw/heard a ttc rep yell 'do I come to your work & tell you how to do your job?' #
• 5 reasons the #ttcfail: 3. Tickets vs anything else. With the incrrase in fares they have gone to tix, causimg huge lines to buy OR pay. #
• 5 reasons the #ttcfail: 4. Spiralling out of control ticket fares. Every year same thing. #
• 5 reasons the #ttcfail: 5. Cronic mismanagement. How can they not properly manage a budget? #SF is way better. TTC not even best in Canada #
• RT @badbanana Forget the halls. To me, the holiday season officially begins with the decking of Scut Farkus. #
• Why is @RichardWiseman's book #59seconds not being released in Canada until AFTER he is here speaking about it? #
• I would have thought these could have been release ages ago: RT @brundle_fly: well that didn't take long. http://i.imgur.com/rB8Qe.jpg #

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