Category: Goofing Tweets (Page 13 of 17)

• Very disappointed. The #EatonCentre has no Santa except on weekends. Wanted my son's photo with the jolly old elf and he's not there. #fail #
• Do NOT play the game "Paper Canon" unless you have a lot of time. http://digg.com/d31C3b7 & definitely not when your wife is trying to sleep #
• The wind is just whipping right now. Can't wait for the first storm of the winter season. Will either be real and wreak havoc or peter out. #
• Thought for the day: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. #
• Please: no one tell my wife about this site! RT @joshacagan: "Pajamagram.com. Because you've been married 10 years or longer." #
• Win a Macbook Pro from @DealsPlus. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB #
• I found a place to hide my wife's Christmas present where she won't find it: the washing machine! #joke #iamadeadman #
• Best dentist ever: Dr Druck. Fast, good and nice. A big plus: cute reception staff! #
• I just voted for http://tweetphoto.com/6183457 check it out! #TweetPhoto #
• RT @mkapor Tremendous rant by Fake Steve Jobs on the ATT's whining and what's wrong with the USA http://bit.ly/8UGBlX #
• Vfunny& have more followers than me. 🙁 RT@seanpercival: BestMan Rigs Newlyweds’ Bed To Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding. 1/2 #
• http://bit.ly/8KHSYh 2/2 #

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• RT @badbanana: Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday. #
• 3am and finally getting to bed after a long days work. Have an 8am meeting. If I do the math right that means I get way too much sleep. #
• Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. #TigerWoods #
• Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver. #tigerwoods http://www.goofingaround.ca/tiger #
• All kinds more Tiger Woods Jokes at: http://www.goofingaround.ca/tiger #
• Had my second bone density test and it went well: I have bones and I'm dense. #
• Why don't people speak up when there are wrongs? 2nd in line of 30 at #ttc & woman stands in front of me. I told her 'back is that way' #
• Love that the washrooms at #Rogers Brampton have the lights on motion sensor. They staff off until someone enters. #ecowin #
• RT @alancross: The interesting/amazing/shocking truth behind the Muppets "Bohemian Rhapsody" video: http://bit.ly/89jG37 #

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• This is awful. The Belgian man is still in a coma and we are being misled: Thank you Randi! http://tinyurl.com/yal738a #

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• Interesting movie review, I'm sure @johntobin will make me see it:RT @DrewFromTV: All the weed in the world couldn't make 2012 not suck. #
• Very neat: Confirmed: R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star Trek (IMAGE): http://digg.com/d31A7kk?t #
• The TTC is limiting token sales to 5 per shot, effectively saying 'we don't want you to spend now, spend MORE later'. #ihatettc #ttcfail #
• Vrygd:RT @brundle_fly 2.5 years later, why isn't the website finished? a list of excuses from a freelance developer. http://bit.ly/2grGYC #
• @johntobin this is for you! RT @brundle_fly cool~!! http://i.imgur.com/7tLZ8.jpg #
• Seriously: When did white stockings over black leggings & white shorts get in style? Time to raid the tickle trunk. http://twitpic.com/pvug9 #
• RT @joshacagan: Listened to about 30 seconds of "Katy Perry Unplugged" before I realized it had nothing to do with life support. #
• If you use #Bell Canada for anything, you might want to check your bill: they are miscalculating the TAX: http://www.goofingaround.ca/bell #
• How you doing? #RejectedTwitterQuestions #
• What is wrong with people? Today, long streetcar line & some dork bypasses the line & no 1 said anything! I fought a guy on this last week #
• The #ttc is so frustrating, late, busy & now expensive it is time to find another way to get to work. At $6 day I can find cheap parking. #
• @kosciejew but what about the cheese? What was the best cheese? in reply to kosciejew #

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• RT @johnperrybarlow: A line I just overheard at dinner: "PowerPoint is corporate karioke." – very very true. "Let me read to you" #
• Interesting. Dora the Explorer and Stewie Griffen have the same football shaped head. Mystery father. #wifewithtoomuchtimeonherhands #
• RT @wilw My fellow hockey fans have probably seen this already: the NHL's top secret suspension flowchart. http://is.gd/4SRA7 #
• RT @wilw: (&others) RT @FakeAPStylebook The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom." #
• Insane things we do for our kids: camped out in the cold 3 hours before the Santa Claus parade even starts to get a good spot. #
• Forecasters said 14c today. Sure. I'm dressed for 0c and still cold. Can't trust weather people or economists. #SantaClausParade #

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• RT @badbanana A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me. #
• @RichardWiseman #tweetad. I'm so bring it will make you feel good about yourself. in reply to RichardWiseman #
• @RichardWiseman #tweetad. I'm so boring it will make you feel good about yourself to follow me. in reply to RichardWiseman #
• RT @Scobleizer: RT(others)Best use of Twitter EVER http://bit.ly/1s9veR <–who needs a watch when you have this?! Hah! Works for my UK peeps #
• RT @brundle_fly: RT @PaigeSaid: OH: Leafs jump line for H1N1 shots. That's the most shots they've had in one night. — v funny b/c its TRUE #
• RT @tremendousnews Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #

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• Why can't the #ttc get rush hour straight? No streetcars on Queens Quay for 10 min. & the 1 that comes is too full2 take passengers #ttcfail #
• Hate places that don't list prices out for the customer. I'm talking to you dry cleaners!! #
• Whoever said"a man's work is from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done" wasn't an executive or in consulting. #dumbproverb #
• http://twitpic.com/nahie – Be careful – there's a Facebook phishing scam going around. Here's what the e-mail looks like. Thanks to @wilw #

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• Las Vegas Casinos should get with the program: smoking causes cancer. Should ban it like in Ontario. Just walking through makes me ill. #
• At a conference is Las Vegas and I barely get any coverage in the hotel and none in my room. #attfail #
• At the #SharePoint Conference. Very well done. Its been > 10yrs since my last tech conf. Seems like 'booth babes' have disappeared. #spc #
• @mferraz I must be missing out. Saw some Xobni outside the halls, and there were some silver clad ladies handing out cards. in reply to mferraz #
• A #NewVegasSlogan: when you can't distinguish the hookers from women on vacation: that's Vegas! #
• @johntobin jealous much? 😉 bringing you home all kinds of 'I <3 M$' stuff for you to wear. Angie's idea. in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin you will like the nect tweet. Also bringing you home all kinds of 'I <3 M$' stuff for you to wear. Angie's idea. #
• Another #newVegasSlogan: when you are too busy to recycle: that's Vegas! #
• @johntobin no she KNOWS your thought on M$, just thinks it would be funny. Trying to bring sunshine to your life, 1 tshirt at a time in reply to johntobin #
• Another #newVegsslogan:you want hundreds of topless women ads handed to you?: that's Vegas! #
• Another #newVegsslogan:For a place where there's no need to eat healthy:that's Vegas!–seriously, can I get some vegetables here? #
• @johntobin very happy for your day but wish there was no need for the cast. (Lee – but I'm sure Angie 2nds) in reply to johntobin #
• Been to #Vegas a lot and have never made it to Fremont St until now. Really cool to see at night, but parking & surrounding area a bit seedy #

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• @johntobin You don't need to have the T3 w/caffeine. I found it v. annoying, in bed at 4am exhausted and can't sleep. My sympathies. in reply to johntobin #
• Going to #Vegas with my wife & son next week. Other than Penn & Teller, any thoughts on shows to see? Have seen O & Lance Burton. #
• @EmilyJillette going to Vegas next week with my wife & 20 monthold son. Want to see P&T but will need a sitter. Any services/people u trust? in reply to EmilyJillette #
• How many days in a row is it bad to have a turkey dinner? Going for 4 tonight! Bring on the apple pie! #
• Sure we can put up the ultrasound pic on the fridge but why not the picture of my colonoscopy? Your insides vs mine. – note: said 2yrs ago #

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• @johntobin doofus. Were you drunk? in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin from Angie: I'm so sorry. Are you okay? It must really hurt. in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin see now if you hadn't dissed the Wiggles concert you'd still have an unbroken arm. #wigglescurse in reply to johntobin #

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