A York, a McMaster and a Western student were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God is sitting on the great white throne. God addresses the York student first. “What do you believe in?” The York Student replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.” God thinks for a second and says “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses the McMaster student. “What do you believe in?” The McMaster student replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and everyone will die.” God thinks for a second and says “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”

God then address the Western student. “What do you believe in?” The Western student replies “I believe you’re in my chair.”