I always said golf was a dangerous game…all this happened because Tiger picked up another birdie.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods apparantly is giving up pro golf. He was rumoured saying ‘My putting is still good, but I keep driving into the trees’

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

“Tiger’s got a great Caddie, but it’s not enough to get him out of the rough on this one.”

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

What is Tiger’s least favorite wood? A tree!

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.

Comment by Tiger Wood’s neighbor on Elin’s behavior: “All I can say is that I ain’t seen anyone swing a club so hard after a running start since Happy Gilmore!”

poor Elin- I dont know how she putts, but its clear she can’t seem to hit the driver…

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, ” Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.”

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ?? They’re both clubbed by Norwegians !