‘Hello, is this the Police Office?’

‘Yes. What can I do for you?’

‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Jack Murphy…He’s hidin’ Marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there..’

‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’

The next day, twelve St. Johns Police Officers descend on Jack’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they burst open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack’s house. ‘Hey, Jack! This here’s Floyd….Did the Police come?’

‘Yeah!’

‘Did they chop your firewood?’

‘Yep!’

‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’

Moral of the story: Newfies know how to get’er done!