Category: Goofing Tweets (Page 14 of 17)

• @joshacagan 4 story billboard in the Eaton Centre in Toronto for #Bandslam. The only ad for it I have seen. http://pic.gd/5ad845 in reply to joshacagan #
• Seriously, what is the deal with the little wooden thingys on In The Night Garden? The only sound they make is a fart when they move. #
• Note to #TTC schedulers: 'rush hour' means you need to have MORE service, not less. And yes it was also a funny Jackie Chan movie. #
• Attention men: if you are wearing a trench coat/overcoat and are not wearing a suit you look like a flasher. And stop with the white socks! #
• I need to read the label more often before I buy/consume: what is a "chocolate dairy beverage"? I wanted choc. MILK! http://pic.gd/fd4a59 #
• Sitting in #Adobe's box at the #Leafs season/home opener. Fun, high energy and exciting so far. #
• Two classy moments at the #Leaf game: standing ovation for the memory of the late Peter Zezel and another for Canadian Forces officer. #
• I tried this only about 6 times before I got the hint. RT @alancross: Sexual Favor Fail http://urlfold.com/j96 (via @diggtop) #
• This is why I always take different routes: RT @BrianLynch: RT @sirmitchell Photo: i love the internet. http://tumblr.com/xo53cvc4y #

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• Great baseball tournament on the weekend then a 1 yo b-day party! Do I know how to live it up or what? #
• Sing on the elevators at my work: Exit when doors open. Wow, really? Thanks for the tip. #signfail #
• Months of Sesame St.= 0. 2 weeks of Dora and he's saying 'backpack' and 'map' and 'Oh No!'. Still, thankfully he's over the Wiggles stage. #
• Raing in T.O. right now. If I had man-boobs I would totally win a wet tshirt contest. Okay, who am I kidding, I do. #
• Psychic tried to hand me a coupon for a free reading. Shouldn't she have known I wouldn't take it? #
• Saw "Modern Family" last night on #CityTV and it ROCKED! Very funny. A couple times I LOL'd. Fav acronym: "WTF = Why the face?" #
• Nothing wrong with this:RT @tremendousnews: Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #
• Anyone else afraid of Coke Zero? How did they get it to taste like Coke, with 9 tsp sugar in each can & have no calories? Scary chemicals! #
• I haven't had a meal at McDonald's since 1999 after reading 'Fast Food Nation'. I don't miss it at all. Okay I do miss Shamrock Shakes. #

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• Saw 500 Days of Summer & District 9. 1 was intense & dark, the other light & fun. Will let you figure it out. Oh & both had #'s in the title #
• this is funny! RT @joetek: RT @AccordionGuy: R.I.P. Patrick Swa — KANYE! Get outta there! http://is.gd/3iKcq #
• Its 1985 all over again. Just passed a woman wearing lace gloves, big glasses and an off the shoulder sweater. Its not Halloween yet, right? #
• Won tix to see some group called "U2" tonight. Thinking about going. #
• Funny! RT @diggtop: 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" http://urlfold.com/iwp #
• Right next to 'the Claw' (right at the stage) at the #U2 concert. Very cool! Thanks #Rogers #
• Concerts have changed over the years. At my 1st people had to sneak in disposable cameras. Now EVERYONE was happily snapping away. #U2 #
• RT @jessicabenner I need a new email signature. Something that says, "I'm professional," and also, "Stop emailing me." #

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• @ThatKevinSmith Wings: Buffalo or Honey Garlic? in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
• @ThatKevinSmith One Cdn city you would live in?(Obviously one with an NHL team) in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
• Something is going on in #Toronto. Have passed 10 police officers on bikes in 2 blocks around Jarvis/Wellsley/Yonge. #
• Must be a parade. Just saw the mounted unit and some flags. Great timing; 5pm on a weekday. Schedule #fail #

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• He has some funny tweets:RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
• Um, cooking endangered species? Really? RT @StaceyFowler:@Edward Levesque's Kitchen- Still room 2 sign up endangered species:home cooks. #
• RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
• Mahzeltov! RT @BrianLynch: Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling" should be played at my funeral. But not again until then. #
• There is more to life than increasing its speed. Mohandas K. Gandhi. #quote #
• "To be angry is to let others' mistakes punish yourself. To forgive others is to be good to yourself." via @tinybuddha #
• Based on all the cyclist problems in #toronto, who's bright idea was it to redo Bloor WITHOUT A BIKE LANE? @mayormiller #
• Okay restaurants, you can't use the term 'homemade'. Understand? Its a business NOT A HOME! #
• RT @BrianLynch ROCK BAND: BOBBY McFERRIN for XBox is gonna be awesome. It has all his hits! #

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• Really? Do more people have 'glass eyes' than I know about? http://mypict.me/quyl #
• Great staff @ #Rogers Centre. Just had an usher take my stroller to guest services for storage. And we got to see a grand slam! Go Jays! #
• Yet STILL no milk @ #Rogers Centre. There has to be something for the kids to drink. And have something to eat too. Please get some milk. #
• @johntobin @cglynne Your #Telus phone drops calls so often it should be called "Rain"(as in Rain drops).Or maybe u just hang up on me. ;o) in reply to johntobin #
• RT @donttrythis: RT @mathowie: This is f'ing brilliant: http://twitter.com/ironicsans/status/3558595586 #
• RT @MirandaMac: First headline I read today: "Naked Man Commandeers School Bus." Lovely. – Um, Miranda what sites are you visiting? #
• Should eat a healthy lunch but Wendy's is calling my name. Must resist. #
• RT @jessicabenner Is it rude to respond to a work-related email with "Unsubscribe" in the subject line? #
• Watching pre-season football and drinking chocolate milk with my son. The fall is looking good. #

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• Did a practice #try-a-tri Saturday. Whoever thought 'I'd like a swim, now a bike ride, now a run' was a sadist. My knees don't like runs. #
• @Scobleizer If it is a boy and you like WWE: Randy "Macho Man" Savage Scoble, or girl 'cause you liked "Cosby" Raven Simone Scoble. in reply to Scobleizer #
• Saw #Rogers people on TV at a charity event for Daily Bread Food Bank. Looking good Miranda, Stacey and Keith! Great charity to pick. #
• Getting my #Remicade infusion now. Ready for my Try-a-Tri. Take that #Arthritis! #
• The Guild is very funny. This is a good song from it "Do you want to date my avatar?" http://www.goofingaround.ca/guild #
• At #Spirit of the West concert. Damn these guys are old! Just sang 'If Venice is sinking'. Very well done. #
• #GBS concert the night before my #triathlon. I don't need ear drums to compete, do I? #
• Finished my #triathlon. Lots of fun and TONS of room for improvement. However I am alive and considering my #arthritis, not bad. #

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• Amazing storm in #Toronto. Tree fell on my car. waiting for the city to review the damage. Great lightning while I wait. #
• Kidney stone Wednesday night, tree on car Sunday night… Can't wait to see what happens next week! Stay tuned. #
• RT @dtapscott: Neologism: Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. — note to my friends: please do not use this ON ME! #
• http://arthritis.akaraisin.com/p/leeelliott.aspx 2/2 #arthritis #
• Participating in my 1st Try-a-Tri and raising money for #arthritis. If you would like, sponsor me! 1/2 #
• 1st Try-a-Tri for #arthritis. Please sponsor me: http://arthritis.akaraisin.com/p/leeelliott.aspx #

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• RT @badbanana: I hopped out of bed this morning like Fred Astaire. Or anyone else, really, who has been dead for 20 years. #
• Canadian Girls….http://bit.ly/de5Ow
  #demotivational, #joke –I think I know her! #
• My son is sound asleep in my arms and has been for 90 minutes. Awesome, except I really have to go pee. #
• This lady isn't very nice, but she has great legs! http://www.goofingaround.ca/distrust #demotivational , #joke #

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• RT @mayormiller: Fair and affordable settlements reached with CUPE locals 416 and 79 today. — Good news, finally. #
• My family's dog Duffy died today at 11yo.I'm very sad because he was a really good dog, so gentle with kids, & so loving.He will be missed. #
• RT @BadAstronomer: Don't get fooled by the Twitviewer.net shite! And change your password now if you fell for it. #
• @joetek RT @BadAstronomer: Don't get fooled by the Twitviewer.net shite! And change your password now if you fell for it. in reply to joetek #
• RT @kevinrose: crazy times, yahoo! gives up on search (going w/bing): http://is.gd/1SiiQ #
• Anyone out there grew up in the 80's??? I feel like I've been "shot through the heart" http://www.goofingaround.ca/5c #
• @joetek happy birthday! I was going to add 'old man' but you are way younger than ME! Hope you have a great day. in reply to joetek #
• RT @donttrythis: Things are bad. Olbermann and O'Reilly WERE silenced by their corporate parents: http://tinyurl.com/nxvmct #hateoreilly #
• @twitfitnes lol! Very true. Why waste all that effort to die on the run? Plus making them drag the lake for my body would be cool. in reply to twitfitnes #

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