Category: Goofing Tweets (Page 15 of 17)

• RT @badbanana: Whoopi thinks the moon landing was faked? I hope this doesn't damage all that credibility she built up as the center square. #
• Signed up for a mini-triathalon.Really need to get my head checked.Why would I do that? I'm old and out of shape.Good chance of drowning. #

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• RT @badbanana: Bruno made $30.4 million this weekend. It's the biggest opening for a gay mockumentary since Top Gun. #
• The garbage strike in T.O. highlights the amount of trash smokers create. Look at the gutters and see all the butts. #
• Wondering if ice cream for breakfast will hurt my chances in the weight loss challenge. #
• RT @johntobin I just committed to prepare, buy and eat more local food – um does this mean you have been eating out of country? I eat here #
• @johntobin 'dumbass to unmeasurable levels": bit of an exaggeration. U are too smart not to be able to measure my dumbass level. prolly 7/10 in reply to johntobin #
• Made the mistake of not telling a friend about the cool bb app Ubertwitter. I'm not supposed to be the cutting edge friend, I'm the follower #

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• community. 2/2 #
• RT @joshacagan I'm happy that Kobe Bryant will be at Michael Jackson's service tomorrow to represent the (alleged) sexual predator 1/2 #
• RT @Angie_Elliott Watching the #wiggles and, you know, I don't think Greg is really driving the big red car #
• my wife has launched a website to help out other people going through #IVF. http://www.ivfhelp.ca Check it out. #
• So, how long before the rumours start about how #MJ faked his own death and is living in Arizona as a gas station attendant with Elvis? #
• @LisaMarieBowman LOL! I was hoping for a three-way with you, but with your ego it would be a four way! Plus you have really fat thighs… in reply to LisaMarieBowman #
• Watching #Law&Order UK. One of the only shows on tv that I need a translator for. @johntobin are you able to translate English to Canadian? #
• @LisaMarieBowman Here's a thought: keep to yourself and I will do the same. I don't know what I ever did to you, to "make you cry". in reply to LisaMarieBowman #
• #followfriday: @jessicabenner, @badbanana, @joshacagan. All three are a riot! http://myloc.me/8X5h in reply to joshacagan #
• @LisaMarieBowman I too apologize. It's amazing how fast these twitter flames can go! Let's both gang up on that jerk with one "t"! ;o) #
• @revdre actually if you ask aroind a threeway with an attractive young woman is quite normal. You'd pass it up? Hmm. Now if I bring a goat.. in reply to revdre #
• I should know better than to leave my rim with Jeff #

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• Fantastic photos from space of a volcano erupting: http://www.goofingaround.ca/volcano #
• Amazing video to see: looks like a model but it is real life. http://vimeo.com/3156959 #
• For the record: enough MJ stuff. I didn't care about him when he was alive, I sure don't care about him now. #
• @johntobin um, coming from someone who is British from the United Kingdom. Aren't you United Kingdomite? Kingdomer? Briton? Kingdumber? #
• Great picture that is very innocent, unless you have a dirty mind: http://www.goofingaround.ca/wp8 #

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• Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
  Kissed the girls and made them cry.
  When the boys came out to play,
  He kissed them too, cause he was gay. #
• Happy Pride week Toronto! #
• Just was attacked by a red winged black bird.WTF? Walking down Queens Quay on my way to work & it comes from behind & claws & pecks my head! #
• For all you graduates out there: insert your own schools here: #joke http://www.goofingaround.ca/yj5 #
• No, no, no! Men: black sports socks with dress shoes AND SHORTS is not allowed. You look like idiots. #
• (sung to "BAD") "You know I'm dead, I'm dead, you know it…." RIP Michael Jackson #
• @johntobin Must sux to be you. Lost D. Eddings, Gemmell and now Michael Jackson. #
• OMG! Does anyone know the whereabouts of El Debarge? Is he dead too? #
• RT @joshacagan More bad news for the Jacksons…At 11:58am PST, LaToya Jackson was tragically declared "Still Alive." #

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• Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
  Kissed the girls and made them cry.
  When the boys came out to play,
  He kissed them too, cause he was gay. #
• Happy Pride week Toronto! #
• Just was attacked by a red winged black bird.WTF? Walking down Queens Quay on my way to work & it comes from behind & claws & pecks my head! #
• For all you graduates out there: insert your own schools here: #joke http://www.goofingaround.ca/yj5 #
• No, no, no! Men: black sports socks with dress shoes AND SHORTS is not allowed. You look like idiots. #
• (sung to "BAD") "You know I'm dead, I'm dead, you know it…." RIP Michael Jackson #
• @johntobin Must sux to be you. Lost D. Eddings, Gemmell and now Michael Jackson. #
• OMG! Does anyone know the whereabouts of El Debarge? Is he dead too? #
• RT @joshacagan More bad news for the Jacksons…At 11:58am PST, LaToya Jackson was tragically declared "Still Alive." #

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• My Dad is out of surgery & doing well. They replaced his ankle, which has been immensely painful. Surprisingly they may release him tomorrow #
• @johntobin. @skidmarek sorry, I'm on top now! Wow that sounds dirty. Happy one day out of 365 John! #
• Saw a beautiful house last night. If we can get the financing we are going to put in an offer. Sorry to our 'burbs friends; its in the city. #
• Fantasic:waking up & snuggling with my son. Awful:the above but having to watch the #Wiggles. Get those songs out of my head!! #
• So far my "friends" have been tormenting me by responding with #Wiggles lyrics. I hate you all. Sitting in a meeting with thosesongsinmyhead #
• Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ #

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• New favorite saying: "Superman that Ho" #
• Doucebag. You can see the #ttc streetcar coming & now you lite a cig? In the shelter where we are all standing. Inconsiderate asshole. #
• #luminato on harbourfront is amazing. Anyone else here? #
• Sing it: "going to the hos-pit-al and I'm gonna get x-rayed, going to the hos-pit-al and I'm gonna get x-rayed…" I think my arm is broken #
• Sing it: "going to the hos-pit-al and I'm gonna get x-rayed, going to the hos-pit-al and I'm gonna get x-rayed…" I think my arm is broken. #
• RT @johntobin hey @lee_elliott can run, walk, play, despite #arthritis, but now may have broken his arm. Remember: you can't fix stoopid 😉 #
• The definition of a true friend: kick you when you are down and you enjoy it! @johntobin is very funny. #
• For those of you wondering (thanks), since my #athritis is under control I now paly baseball weekly & was hit by a line drive while pitching #
• Update: 2 hours waiting; not even seen a Dr. yet. Nurses haven't checked on me either. Sweet way to spend a nice Sat afternoon. #
• 3 hours waiting for a 2 minute consult. Not broken! Woooo hooo! #
• #police wavedeck @harbourfront is a kids dream place. There are dozens of kids sliding down it & climbing all over it. Good job @mayormiller #

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• I love summer: girl in really short skit riding a bike towards me. Seriously, what was she thinking? #
• @joetek um you mean #Rogers Centre, right? ;o) #
• Athletes World = poser store. No sports stuff just clothes that you can’t even wear while playing sports. #
• We are all #consumers, we need to stand up for our rights. A friend of mine had an issue with #Aeroplan . http://www.goofingaround.ca/pv9 #

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• I. Played. Baseball. For someone with #arthritis who at times thought I wouldn’t walk again, I am over the moon. Hit a homerun even. Wicked #
• RT @ThatKevinSmith “…the key to my release.” Closing of SHERLOCK HOLMES trailer. Beyond genius line/delivery. http://tinyurl.com/r85xlb #
• RT @ThatKevinSmith SURROGATES. Flick looks way rad. http://tinyurl.com/qo6hon #
• Still sore from playing baseball, but it’s a good sore. Take that #arthritis ! #
• My wife is funny: new CTV show called “the Listener” is best example of ‘smell the fart acting’ on tv (other than CSI Miami) #
• Everyone who is at least bit interested in the future of the internet needs to watch this: http://wave.google.com. #wave #google #OMG cool #

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