Nov

26

Execution In Arkansas!

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Violence should have serious consequences,

and the punishment

should fit the crime.

The Arkansas Gas Chamber

Not a pretty way to die,

but

extremely effective.

Since this gas chamber

was pressed into service

violent crime in Arkansas

has dropped 90%.

Nov

25

He Has Never Fumbled

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Tim Tebow has NEVER fumbled

In 2006 Florida‘s Tim Tebow was awarded the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore, the first time ever the award has gone to a second year player.

In addition to his amazing passing, running and TD stats is the fact that he has NEVER fumbled the football!

How is he able to hold on to the football so well?

What grip does he use?? Tim’s grip training technique was inspired by his girlfriend of 2 years, Amber.

“I really have to say, with her help and training support, I have been able to strengthen my grip, with either hand, even if I barely have any piece of the ball in my hand”

Note his grip on the football!

“But I feel that I can still improve my game if I stick with Amber’s training method just one more year” Introducing the Amazing Tim Tebow Grip-Master Training System!!!

Any questions?

I didn’t think so.

Nov

22

Bad Holiday Attitude

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Once again,

I was disqualified

from my neighbourhood's

"Best Decorated House"

contest

apparently due to my bad attitude!

Go figure!

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Nov

20

A hospital waiting room in Copenhagen, Denmark!

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Waiting room at the gynecology unit

In a Copenhagen, Denmark hospital!

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Oct

6

Damned Economy!

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This poor child can’t even afford a decent pair of jeans!
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Sep

1

Live Long Enough to be a REAL Concern to your Children

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Thanks to Chad for these.

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