Wow. I don’t think it gets worse than this… but they are always trying to outdo each other so I’m sure this will be topped.
Category: Jokes (Page 15 of 37)
For those of you with an internet memory span, planking was this dumb craze where people would lay down on top of things and be very stiff. Like a board. Or a plank. Thus “Planking”.
Other than it being dumb, this is one reason why you shouldn’t do it.
Say what you will about paedophiles, but they do drive slowly past parks and playgrounds.
Poor guys, they’re always coming in a little behind.
They find it hard to fit in
My girlfriend’s dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she’s 18 and I’m 32. Really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Paedophiles are fucking immature assholes
If you have a problem with paedophiles, grow up
Man goes to the doctor for a physical.
Doctor says: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
Man asks: “But doctor, why?!”
Doctor Says: “Because I’m trying to give you a physical.”
So a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell. The zoophile says, “You know what I could really go for right now? Sex with a cat.” The pedophile says, “Even better: Sex with a kitten.” The sadist asks, “How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?” The necrophile adds, “Alright let’s beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it.” Then the pyromaniac says, “Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?” After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says,
“Meow.”