Category: Goofing Tweets (Page 10 of 17)

• Tuesday. Not as bad as Monday, not as good as Friday. Not even halfway through the week like Wednesday. All in all just a day. #
• I just ousted Sandra M. as the mayor of Rogers OMP on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bnGANU #
• @karinaling it means you have an addiction. You should get on the coffee patch! #
• @joetek world cup football is what. Multitudes of people on CBC.ca watching the live stream in reply to joetek #
• Some people are way too talented and/or have too much time on their hands. Check this out: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/ #vuvuzela #
• Just had my CIO inform me of a cool #iPhone & #bb app to monitor your charges if you are a #Rogers customer. Search for 'My Account". #
• Do you have to be a douche before you buy a #BMW or does it just happen after automatically? #
• I just became the mayor of Casa Elliott on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/auM6Mv #
• If you try and fail and you succeed what does that make you? #questionsthatIthinkof #
• Any #GBS fans notice that in Cpt. Wedderburn that she says "6 questions u will answer me" and then asks 7? Is it because #girlscantdomath #

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• How does a drunken hillbilly find his sister in the woods?
  "purdy good" #joke #overheard #
• It's #handytobeamagician when packing for a move & you need to keep all the cables together. Just pull out your supply of #19 rubber bands #
• Another reason it's #handytobeamagician easy supply of sharpies to label everything. #magic #moving #
• Best part of receiving 3 hours of an infusion is… Sleep! Worst part: needles, unless you are me 'cause I don't mind them at all. #
• @Richardsonian WTF is your England doing? That had to be the worst goal ever. Hope he's getting paid in US$ in reply to Richardsonian #

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• At the @eddieizzard show. Getting packed. Surprised he isn't plaing Canadian music. And damn is it hot in here! #hopeeddiedoesntgotoples #
• Great time tonight @eddieizzard with @skidmarek & @johntobin and our respective spouses. Too bad EI didn't do the Jeff Vadar routine #
• Was having so much fun at my baseball game playing with my son that I missed 4 innings. His laugh & smile so worth it. #gotmyprioritiesright #
• In a training session where the lead keeps referring to "fluid adjustment breaks". I feel like I should be getting a blood transfusion. #
• Summer in the city = short skirts. Summer in the country = blacflies. Why am I moving again? #
• Yoda is so old he remembers when yo' momma was pretty. #swmatchgame #
• Ok the first time I had a bird attack me was last year & I must have walked near it's nest. But getting attacked AGAIN? Now I think it's me. #
• @karinaling this time it was a small black bird. Last year lots of loud tweets before attack. This time just dive bombed me. How was Guu? in reply to karinaling #
• @JasonInMilton thank you! I think this may be my first #ff I won't let you down! in reply to JasonInMilton #
• Before I had a son I didn't know that Saturday had a 6:30am. #
• Awake at 4am and my 2yo is not in bed with us. Panic & check on him; he's fine. Now I can't sleep. #ironic #

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• Great #quote an executive was asked how's it going? The response: In a word, well. In several words, not so well. #
• I <3 that @johntobin thinks that M$ makes products that work.They make stuff that CAN work IF you hire them to install.Or pay for support. in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin um, I know. I too was being sarcastic. It's the reason you bought an iMac an I may be getting an iPad in reply to johntobin #
• Hmm. My iPhone auto corrects iPad to be iPus. What is an iPus? Some new #Apple product yet to be launched? #
• Last nite was perfect time for a walk by the harbourfront. Warm, Cooper on his new bike, Angie by my side & no cellphone. #willmissthis #
• Gary Coleman finally gets to say "What you talkin' about St. Peter?" #dead #joke #
• If they didn't have "Wince Carter" I would be hoping that the #Magic beat the #Celtics But I can't cheer for him. #vcsuxbigtime #

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• Brilliant! RT @johntobin Used to be that @CBC Radio One talked about the rich and poor. Now it's all about the Habs or the Habs not. #
• RT @badbanana I have pushed through the suicide part of Monday morning and am heading into the murder part of Monday morning. #
• Just got scammed out of $25.
  Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 holes."
  Turns out it's about golf.
  What a waste of money #joke #
• I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
• You know you're sick when:RT @Lee_Elliott I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! #
• Played an awesome game of softball tonight. Hit an in the park homerun & an OMG it's so gone homerun. Felt like I wasn't handicapped again #
• Elmo! Live! 2nd row! (@ Rogers Centre) http://4sq.com/4wMUKK #
• @johntobin please tell me you didn't see it in reply to johntobin #
• Why do I have to read the tweets I've missed? I just went back to Friday's posts to get current. It's not a book: I'm not missing out. #FML #

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• .@skidmarek & @johntobin The constant stream of things like this make it impossible to buy an iPad http://tinyurl.com/239ev4h #
• I just became the mayor of Harbourfront Community Centre on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dmPdLy #
• I just became the mayor of Heritage Fish N Chips on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/8YuEAJ #
• Good grief. I just recognized a character on #Law amp;Order as being from "Perfect Strangers". Thankfully it wasn't Balki. #iwatchtoomuchtv #
• Toronto actually has a pro team playing for a championship. Let's go #torontorock Up by 2 in the 2nd. #nll #rock #
• Any Sharepoint developers looking for fulltime gig? Would get to work on 2010 to do some cool stuff. #

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• Wow. #Loblaws cust.serv. #fail Asst Mgr yelled at me, wife & 2yo son to get out of store or he would call the cops over A PRICE CHECK!!, #
• Item scanned @ $20 but advetised @ $10. Asked for the ad. $ & he refused to even discuss. Unreasonable#loblaws #fail #shouldbefired #
• Aside from being a total jerk, he was breaking THE LAW! Scanning code of practice says must scan @ ad $ or $10 off. #loblaws #fail #
• Cool Table. If only I had the $$ to be able to buy this. http://mee.bo/bDVgBR #
• @Coral_BestBuy I have done that, however all it states is "Information not available" Seems you have a web problem. in reply to Coral_BestBuy #
• @Coral_BestBuy Web code: 10138944 Asus 10.1" netbook for $299 in reply to Coral_BestBuy #
• Cheesies & Chocolate milk. Dinner for daddy & son. Not sure its mom approved but its good! #
• Yes, AckaPacka has nice, big balls. #thingsIneverthoughtIdsay #
• I just became the mayor of In Laws on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cKgqj2 #
• Just saw an amazing #magic lecture by Rick Merrill. So smooth, funny and interesting. He has a fulltime job & kids & won FISM. #inspired #
• Shocked. @johntobin supports @apple when I thought he would be pro open source more. Next he is going to tell me he's going to work for #MS #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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