“It’s not the men in my life that count; it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West

“All real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.” – Marlene Dietrich

“Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.” – Arianna Huffington

“Men should be the ones who succeed. It makes me feel comfortable if men are the ones in control.” – Angie Dickinson

“I like to wake up feeling a new man.” – Jean Harlow

“I love waistlines that are not too big, I love legs, and I love hands. I kind of like it all, to be honest with you.” – Ann Curry

“The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.” – Margo Kaufman

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner

“I have to say that men in general are a good thing.” – Jennifer Anniston

As found in Men’s Health, 2004