Two women were playing a round of golf. The first one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize . “Please allow me to help. I’m a registered physio-therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you would allow me,” she told him.

‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin.

She persisted, however, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments.

‘How does that feel’? She asked.

He replied, “That feels great . . . . But I still think my thumb’s broken!”