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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

  • He has some funny tweets:RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
  • Um, cooking endangered species? Really? RT @StaceyFowler:@Edward Levesque's Kitchen- Still room 2 sign up endangered species:home cooks. #
  • RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
  • Mahzeltov! RT @BrianLynch: Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling" should be played at my funeral. But not again until then. #
  • There is more to life than increasing its speed. Mohandas K. Gandhi. #quote #
  • "To be angry is to let others' mistakes punish yourself. To forgive others is to be good to yourself." via @tinybuddha #
  • Based on all the cyclist problems in #toronto, who's bright idea was it to redo Bloor WITHOUT A BIKE LANE? @mayormiller #
  • Okay restaurants, you can't use the term 'homemade'. Understand? Its a business NOT A HOME! #
  • RT @BrianLynch ROCK BAND: BOBBY McFERRIN for XBox is gonna be awesome. It has all his hits! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-30

  • Really? Do more people have 'glass eyes' than I know about? http://mypict.me/quyl #
  • Great staff @ #Rogers Centre. Just had an usher take my stroller to guest services for storage. And we got to see a grand slam! Go Jays! #
  • Yet STILL no milk @ #Rogers Centre. There has to be something for the kids to drink. And have something to eat too. Please get some milk. #
  • @johntobin @cglynne Your #Telus phone drops calls so often it should be called "Rain"(as in Rain drops).Or maybe u just hang up on me. ;o) in reply to johntobin #
  • RT @donttrythis: RT @mathowie: This is f'ing brilliant: http://twitter.com/ironicsans/status/3558595586 #
  • RT @MirandaMac: First headline I read today: "Naked Man Commandeers School Bus." Lovely. – Um, Miranda what sites are you visiting? #
  • Should eat a healthy lunch but Wendy's is calling my name. Must resist. #
  • RT @jessicabenner Is it rude to respond to a work-related email with "Unsubscribe" in the subject line? #
  • Watching pre-season football and drinking chocolate milk with my son. The fall is looking good. #

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Beer

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer, and said,

“The curlers are on me.”

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-23

  • Did a practice #try-a-tri Saturday. Whoever thought 'I'd like a swim, now a bike ride, now a run' was a sadist. My knees don't like runs. #
  • @Scobleizer If it is a boy and you like WWE: Randy "Macho Man" Savage Scoble, or girl 'cause you liked "Cosby" Raven Simone Scoble. in reply to Scobleizer #
  • Saw #Rogers people on TV at a charity event for Daily Bread Food Bank. Looking good Miranda, Stacey and Keith! Great charity to pick. #
  • Getting my #Remicade infusion now. Ready for my Try-a-Tri. Take that #Arthritis! #
  • The Guild is very funny. This is a good song from it "Do you want to date my avatar?" http://www.goofingaround.ca/guild #
  • At #Spirit of the West concert. Damn these guys are old! Just sang 'If Venice is sinking'. Very well done. #
  • #GBS concert the night before my #triathlon. I don't need ear drums to compete, do I? #
  • Finished my #triathlon. Lots of fun and TONS of room for improvement. However I am alive and considering my #arthritis, not bad. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-16

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