• RT @johnperrybarlow: A line I just overheard at dinner: "PowerPoint is corporate karioke." – very very true. "Let me read to you" #
• Interesting. Dora the Explorer and Stewie Griffen have the same football shaped head. Mystery father. #wifewithtoomuchtimeonherhands #
• RT @wilw My fellow hockey fans have probably seen this already: the NHL's top secret suspension flowchart. http://is.gd/4SRA7 #
• RT @wilw: (&others) RT @FakeAPStylebook The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom." #
• Insane things we do for our kids: camped out in the cold 3 hours before the Santa Claus parade even starts to get a good spot. #
• Forecasters said 14c today. Sure. I'm dressed for 0c and still cold. Can't trust weather people or economists. #SantaClausParade #

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• RT @badbanana A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me. #
• @RichardWiseman #tweetad. I'm so bring it will make you feel good about yourself. in reply to RichardWiseman #
• @RichardWiseman #tweetad. I'm so boring it will make you feel good about yourself to follow me. in reply to RichardWiseman #
• RT @Scobleizer: RT(others)Best use of Twitter EVER http://bit.ly/1s9veR <–who needs a watch when you have this?! Hah! Works for my UK peeps #
• RT @brundle_fly: RT @PaigeSaid: OH: Leafs jump line for H1N1 shots. That's the most shots they've had in one night. — v funny b/c its TRUE #
• RT @tremendousnews Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #

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• Why can't the #ttc get rush hour straight? No streetcars on Queens Quay for 10 min. & the 1 that comes is too full2 take passengers #ttcfail #
• Hate places that don't list prices out for the customer. I'm talking to you dry cleaners!! #
• Whoever said"a man's work is from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done" wasn't an executive or in consulting. #dumbproverb #
• http://twitpic.com/nahie – Be careful – there's a Facebook phishing scam going around. Here's what the e-mail looks like. Thanks to @wilw #

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• Las Vegas Casinos should get with the program: smoking causes cancer. Should ban it like in Ontario. Just walking through makes me ill. #
• At a conference is Las Vegas and I barely get any coverage in the hotel and none in my room. #attfail #
• At the #SharePoint Conference. Very well done. Its been > 10yrs since my last tech conf. Seems like 'booth babes' have disappeared. #spc #
• @mferraz I must be missing out. Saw some Xobni outside the halls, and there were some silver clad ladies handing out cards. in reply to mferraz #
• A #NewVegasSlogan: when you can't distinguish the hookers from women on vacation: that's Vegas! #
• @johntobin jealous much? 😉 bringing you home all kinds of 'I <3 M$' stuff for you to wear. Angie's idea. in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin you will like the nect tweet. Also bringing you home all kinds of 'I <3 M$' stuff for you to wear. Angie's idea. #
• Another #newVegasSlogan: when you are too busy to recycle: that's Vegas! #
• @johntobin no she KNOWS your thought on M$, just thinks it would be funny. Trying to bring sunshine to your life, 1 tshirt at a time in reply to johntobin #
• Another #newVegsslogan:you want hundreds of topless women ads handed to you?: that's Vegas! #
• Another #newVegsslogan:For a place where there's no need to eat healthy:that's Vegas!–seriously, can I get some vegetables here? #
• @johntobin very happy for your day but wish there was no need for the cast. (Lee – but I'm sure Angie 2nds) in reply to johntobin #
• Been to #Vegas a lot and have never made it to Fremont St until now. Really cool to see at night, but parking & surrounding area a bit seedy #

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• @johntobin You don't need to have the T3 w/caffeine. I found it v. annoying, in bed at 4am exhausted and can't sleep. My sympathies. in reply to johntobin #
• Going to #Vegas with my wife & son next week. Other than Penn & Teller, any thoughts on shows to see? Have seen O & Lance Burton. #
• @EmilyJillette going to Vegas next week with my wife & 20 monthold son. Want to see P&T but will need a sitter. Any services/people u trust? in reply to EmilyJillette #
• How many days in a row is it bad to have a turkey dinner? Going for 4 tonight! Bring on the apple pie! #
• Sure we can put up the ultrasound pic on the fridge but why not the picture of my colonoscopy? Your insides vs mine. – note: said 2yrs ago #

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• @johntobin doofus. Were you drunk? in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin from Angie: I'm so sorry. Are you okay? It must really hurt. in reply to johntobin #
• @johntobin see now if you hadn't dissed the Wiggles concert you'd still have an unbroken arm. #wigglescurse in reply to johntobin #

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• @joshacagan 4 story billboard in the Eaton Centre in Toronto for #Bandslam. The only ad for it I have seen. http://pic.gd/5ad845 in reply to joshacagan #
• Seriously, what is the deal with the little wooden thingys on In The Night Garden? The only sound they make is a fart when they move. #
• Note to #TTC schedulers: 'rush hour' means you need to have MORE service, not less. And yes it was also a funny Jackie Chan movie. #
• Attention men: if you are wearing a trench coat/overcoat and are not wearing a suit you look like a flasher. And stop with the white socks! #
• I need to read the label more often before I buy/consume: what is a "chocolate dairy beverage"? I wanted choc. MILK! http://pic.gd/fd4a59 #
• Sitting in #Adobe's box at the #Leafs season/home opener. Fun, high energy and exciting so far. #
• Two classy moments at the #Leaf game: standing ovation for the memory of the late Peter Zezel and another for Canadian Forces officer. #
• I tried this only about 6 times before I got the hint. RT @alancross: Sexual Favor Fail http://urlfold.com/j96 (via @diggtop) #
• This is why I always take different routes: RT @BrianLynch: RT @sirmitchell Photo: i love the internet. http://tumblr.com/xo53cvc4y #

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• Great baseball tournament on the weekend then a 1 yo b-day party! Do I know how to live it up or what? #
• Sing on the elevators at my work: Exit when doors open. Wow, really? Thanks for the tip. #signfail #
• Months of Sesame St.= 0. 2 weeks of Dora and he's saying 'backpack' and 'map' and 'Oh No!'. Still, thankfully he's over the Wiggles stage. #
• Raing in T.O. right now. If I had man-boobs I would totally win a wet tshirt contest. Okay, who am I kidding, I do. #
• Psychic tried to hand me a coupon for a free reading. Shouldn't she have known I wouldn't take it? #
• Saw "Modern Family" last night on #CityTV and it ROCKED! Very funny. A couple times I LOL'd. Fav acronym: "WTF = Why the face?" #
• Nothing wrong with this:RT @tremendousnews: Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #
• Anyone else afraid of Coke Zero? How did they get it to taste like Coke, with 9 tsp sugar in each can & have no calories? Scary chemicals! #
• I haven't had a meal at McDonald's since 1999 after reading 'Fast Food Nation'. I don't miss it at all. Okay I do miss Shamrock Shakes. #

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• Saw 500 Days of Summer & District 9. 1 was intense & dark, the other light & fun. Will let you figure it out. Oh & both had #'s in the title #
• this is funny! RT @joetek: RT @AccordionGuy: R.I.P. Patrick Swa — KANYE! Get outta there! http://is.gd/3iKcq #
• Its 1985 all over again. Just passed a woman wearing lace gloves, big glasses and an off the shoulder sweater. Its not Halloween yet, right? #
• Won tix to see some group called "U2" tonight. Thinking about going. #
• Funny! RT @diggtop: 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" http://urlfold.com/iwp #
• Right next to 'the Claw' (right at the stage) at the #U2 concert. Very cool! Thanks #Rogers #
• Concerts have changed over the years. At my 1st people had to sneak in disposable cameras. Now EVERYONE was happily snapping away. #U2 #
• RT @jessicabenner I need a new email signature. Something that says, "I'm professional," and also, "Stop emailing me." #

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