a red ship crashed into a blue shipTHE CREW WERE MAROONED. #bad #joke
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What is the definition of a gentleman?One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t. #joke #music
2 atoms bump into each other. One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron!” the other says, “are you sure?” first replies, “yes, I’m positive.”
What do you call an Irishman that sits on your back porch all year long? Patty O’Furniture. #joke
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” #joke
My wife is a porn star.
She’s going to be so mad when she finds out. #joke #reddit
Can’t believe I work at a place where signs like this need to be posted. #FML #FML http://t.co/oy56JsC
A man asks his doctor, “Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?”
The doctor replies, “Yes, the first 3 months will be just like normal, the next three months you should do it like a dog, and the last three months you should do it like tiger”
The man replies, “Tiger?”
The doctor explains, “Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women.”
really? People need this? “@TIME: How to clear up space in Gmail | http://t.co/tbl1HlT (via @Techland)”