A neutron walks into a bar and says “how much for a beer?” The barkeep says, “for you, no charge!” #joke #science
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The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke
Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: “Make me one with everything.” #joke
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I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house”. #joke
Mexican and Black jokes are all the same. Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal. #joke
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. #joke
Q: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?A: Dr. Dre #joke
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila #joke
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. #joke