There’s  nothing worse than a snotty doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is  wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we have all  experienced this, and I love the way this  old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor’s  office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, “Yes sir,  what are you seeing the doctor for today?”  “There’s something wrong with my penis,” he  replied.  The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a  crowded office and say things like that.”

“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,”  he said.  The receptionist replied, “You’ve obviously caused some  embarrassment in  this room full of people.You should have said there  is something wrong  with your ear or something and then discussed the  problem further with the doctor in private.”

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then  re-entered.  The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”. “There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated.  The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing  he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear,  Sir?”.

“I can’t piss out of it,” the man replied.  The doctor’s office erupted in laughter.