One day a blonde gets a flat tire on the 401. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road and carefully steps out of the car.
She opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard cutouts of men. She unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers . . .
Not surprisingly, in a very short time the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a opp cruiser arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde with the disabled vehicle yelling, “what’s going on here?”
“My car broke down, officer” says the woman, calmly. “Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the officer.
“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied