• Brilliant! RT @johntobin Used to be that @CBC Radio One talked about the rich and poor. Now it's all about the Habs or the Habs not. #
• RT @badbanana I have pushed through the suicide part of Monday morning and am heading into the murder part of Monday morning. #
• Just got scammed out of $25.
  Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 holes."
  Turns out it's about golf.
  What a waste of money #joke #
• I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
• You know you're sick when:RT @Lee_Elliott I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! #
• Played an awesome game of softball tonight. Hit an in the park homerun & an OMG it's so gone homerun. Felt like I wasn't handicapped again #
• Elmo! Live! 2nd row! (@ Rogers Centre) http://4sq.com/4wMUKK #
• @johntobin please tell me you didn't see it in reply to johntobin #
• Why do I have to read the tweets I've missed? I just went back to Friday's posts to get current. It's not a book: I'm not missing out. #FML #

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• .@skidmarek & @johntobin The constant stream of things like this make it impossible to buy an iPad http://tinyurl.com/239ev4h #
• I just became the mayor of Harbourfront Community Centre on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dmPdLy #
• I just became the mayor of Heritage Fish N Chips on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/8YuEAJ #
• Good grief. I just recognized a character on #Law amp;Order as being from "Perfect Strangers". Thankfully it wasn't Balki. #iwatchtoomuchtv #
• Toronto actually has a pro team playing for a championship. Let's go #torontorock Up by 2 in the 2nd. #nll #rock #
• Any Sharepoint developers looking for fulltime gig? Would get to work on 2010 to do some cool stuff. #

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• Wow. #Loblaws cust.serv. #fail Asst Mgr yelled at me, wife & 2yo son to get out of store or he would call the cops over A PRICE CHECK!!, #
• Item scanned @ $20 but advetised @ $10. Asked for the ad. $ & he refused to even discuss. Unreasonable#loblaws #fail #shouldbefired #
• Aside from being a total jerk, he was breaking THE LAW! Scanning code of practice says must scan @ ad $ or $10 off. #loblaws #fail #
• Cool Table. If only I had the $$ to be able to buy this. http://mee.bo/bDVgBR #
• @Coral_BestBuy I have done that, however all it states is "Information not available" Seems you have a web problem. in reply to Coral_BestBuy #
• @Coral_BestBuy Web code: 10138944 Asus 10.1" netbook for $299 in reply to Coral_BestBuy #
• Cheesies & Chocolate milk. Dinner for daddy & son. Not sure its mom approved but its good! #
• Yes, AckaPacka has nice, big balls. #thingsIneverthoughtIdsay #
• I just became the mayor of In Laws on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cKgqj2 #
• Just saw an amazing #magic lecture by Rick Merrill. So smooth, funny and interesting. He has a fulltime job & kids & won FISM. #inspired #
• Shocked. @johntobin supports @apple when I thought he would be pro open source more. Next he is going to tell me he's going to work for #MS #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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• Best ad ever. They can promote this as much as they want & NEVER have to spend any $! #leafs #win http://twitpic.com/1im53d #
• Okay, this is crazy cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ Honda personal mobility device. Enabling lazy people everywhere! #want #
• Wow that's freaky:Walking down the street & a PRIEST crossed to my side. I don't think I look like a schoolboy but he did have thick glasses #
• @Richardsonian so if you get another 'yummy' sandwich are you going to leave it for Carol's curry? Just saying. in reply to Richardsonian #
• RT @darthvader: I should have sent the San Mateo police after the rebel scum who claimed they "found" plans to the Death Star. #
• My #bb died so I had to steal my wife's phone. No music/twitter/web. I feel naked and alone. I walk the streets LOOKING around me. Weird. #
• #bestbuy #fail website does not know if its stores have any products. Have to call with product info. In the 80's I would have done that. #
• New #twitter client for #bb is pretty good but 1 fatal flaw: when you refresh new tweets it brings you to newest. I read from old to new. #
• Me,Cooper,Sydney & Courtney& no other adult supervision. Scary that *I* am the adult here. Playing Wii & eating chips is good 4 kids, right? #

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• RT @capricecrane: I was just informed "The Junos" are the Canadian Grammys, and not Teen Promiscuity Awards. Well, I'm not watching now. #
• @JasonInMilton best reply of the day! Made my wife and I chuckle. in reply to JasonInMilton #
• Sitting overlooking the water eating ice cream. Life is good (@ Queen's Quay Terminal) http://4sq.com/5irTjr #
• Just heard from a friend at another company that their EDW project is going so poorly the acronym is really: Everything Doesn't Work. #oops #
• RT @badbanana: Efficient Staff Meetings. Choose two. #
• On his deathbed Earl Woods gave his son Tiger this advice: "Focus on golf: fuck everything else."#tiger #joke #
• Using the new #twitter client for the #bb Nice, clean & functional. However, not as good as #ubertwitter Seems slower #
• Wow. awesome: http://digg.com/d31OxnX Cynicism never had a chance. I love people with a positive attitude & this kid definitely has one. #
• @karinaling did you ask what his fav twitter client is? in reply to karinaling #
• Great. #HST protest blocking all of Yonge and Carlton. Natives protesting with drums. #
• They are not moving. Right at rush hour. #HSTprotest #toronto #
• I just became the mayor of Spadina wave deck on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c5CPXN #
• @karinaling where did you go and how was it? in reply to karinaling #
• Trying some hot yoga. Keeping a shirt on (nobody wants to see hot/sweaty/fat!) (@ Moksha Yoga Downtown) http://4sq.com/7fSxFY #
• Hot yoga was good. Only issue was that the only other man at the place was built like a Greek god! 6 packabs #ihatehimbecauseiamamoundofflab #

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• RT @donttrythis: @CraigyFerg Its also nice to know that thanks to your tweet, a search for Brazilian and Betty White will now yield results. #
• I just ousted Lucio T. as the mayor of Rogers OMP on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bnGANU #
• RT @badbanana: You could string random YouTube comments together to make the next Mission Impossible script. That's how stupid they are. #
• 6 frakking streetcars going the opposite way. 1 going towards Union and it is too full to let 3 people on. Its called RUSH HOUR! #ttc #fail #
• Just passed Adam Giambrone walkimg on the street. At least he wasn't in a cab! #ttc #moretocome #
• Just passed Adam Giambrone walkimg on the street. Even HE thinks #ttc service sux! #moretocome #
• Just passed Adam Giambrone walking on the street. He had a small harem following him. #ttc #okayimdonenow #
• RT @badbanana: Business Casual means your numbers don't have to add up, right? #
• Last chance Raptors! @ game with my brother and son. (@ Air Canada Centre w/ 9 others) http://4sq.com/5ATERT #
• At the #raptor game and they just had the raptor Dad pack dance. Very funny. And the @raptors are winning, makes it even better #
• Seriously? #ttc driver of 4186 pulled away from 3 people running to catch the streetcar. Shut the door in their face. #customersevice #fail #
• Time to sit for 3 hours and be infused with a drug that while harsh, enables me to walk. (@ Mount Sinai Hospital) http://4sq.com/6FvZJJ #
• @karinaling if your SB is already worn off & you can bring in a travel mug to get free coffee, I know what you need to do: calisthenics! ;o) in reply to karinaling #
• V.funny. I'm watching a BBC special on how Homeopathy is BS whilst getting my infusion & woman next to me is reading a book on Homeopathy! #
• Chino Loco burrito for lunch equals good. Being around me this evening equals stinky. But try Chino Loco at Charles south of Wellsley. Yumm #
• Word to the wise….don't fry bacon in the nude. 'Nuff said. #

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• RT @capricecrane: The one day of the year accepting candy from a huge rabbit is okay and not a sign you should quit drugs. Happy Easter! #
• RT @davewiner: The fanboys are all hailing a naked emperor. This thing is about as useful as the PC jr. –I <3 PC Jr ref!! I'm an old geek #
• Hmm @RichardWiseman is thinking 'I don't believe her breasts come out to there as per her gesture. Now how do I prove that theory?' in reply to RichardWiseman #
• . @RichardWiseman 'if only I had an iPad I could be tweeting about this meeting!' #caption in reply to RichardWiseman #
• I'm at the #Masters !! #
• What #Tiger really wanted to say at his press conference: http://www.goofingaround.ca/tiger2 #joke #
• If the people who followed Arnold Palmer around were called "Arnie's Army" can we call the people following #Tiger "Tiger's Harem"? #
• A redhead tells her blond sister, "I slept with a Brazilian."
  The sister says, " O M G, you slut! How many is Brazilian?" #joke #
• I just became the mayor of 500 QQ on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9rbsD6 #
• I <3 standing in the rain at rush hour waiting on the #ttc Don't they know to run MORE trains at the rush times? #fail #shittyservice #
• Hope my friend @johntobin doesn't come back from the UK with one of those fake British accents. #
• Told my wife to scrap the carpet and put in hard wood so she slapped me for talking dirty #
• Let's go Raptors! At the pivotal game with Cooper and Angie. (@ Air Canada Centre w/ 22 others) http://4sq.com/5ATERT #
• The #raptors are getting spanked by da bulls. My wife wishes SHE was a raptor! #

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