who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science
Month: September 2011 (Page 1 of 2)
What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?”What are you going to do, Pierre?” #joke
What do you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?Go for the juggler. #joke
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe. #joke
A neutron walks into a bar and says “how much for a beer?” The barkeep says, “for you, no charge!” #joke #science
The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke
Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: “Make me one with everything.” #joke
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I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house”. #joke
Mexican and Black jokes are all the same. Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal. #joke