I had two Leaf Tickets lying on the dash of my car and some a$$hole broke in and left two more; lock your car doors! #Leafs #fail #NoCup

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  • Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Anonymous #
  • Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
    be happier than others.

    –Oscar Wilde #

  • Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
    –Scottish Proverb #
  • Johnson with the major put back jam!! Go #raptors #rtz #
  • I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison #
  • In a "Director level" meeting and as I look around quite a few are playing games or facebooking. #
  • Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.–H. L. Mencken #
  • When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
    either the car is new or the wife. #
  • My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
    That was only for the estimate.
    –Anonymous #

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
–Anonymous

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.–H. L. Mencken

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In a “Director level” meeting and as I look around quite a few are playing games or facebooking.

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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison

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Johnson with the major put back jam!! Go #raptors #rtz

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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

–Oscar Wilde

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