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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05

Lee — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:00:00 +0000

All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
But the maniac stays on. #

Lee — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:03:50 +0000

All men are seduced into believing they’re marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
But the maniac stays on.

Lee — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:00:00 +0000

Brilliant. They've had 4 weeks to fix this leak & this is the solution. #fail http://t.co/U0bQb1OG #
"@raptors: #Raptors win over the Cavs 92-77 behind 31 pts from Bargnani, 25 pts from DeRozan & Calderon w/ 13 pts, 11asts. #RTZ quot; about time! #

Lee — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:20:57 +0000

“@raptors: #Raptors win over the Cavs 92-77 behind 31 pts from Bargnani, 25 pts from DeRozan & Calderon w/ 13 pts, 11asts. #RTZ about time!

Lee — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:54:17 +0000

Brilliant. They’ve had 4 weeks to fix this leak & this is the solution. #fail http://t.co/U0bQb1OG

Lee — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Suasage fest! At a tech event and of the 50+ people here there are only 5 women. And they are not models. #yikes #

Lee — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:23:33 +0000

Suasage fest! At a tech event and of the 50+ people here there are only 5 women. And they are not models. #yikes

Lee — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: "Make me one with everything." #joke #
The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke #
A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?" The barkeep says, "for you, no charge!" #joke #science #
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe. #joke #
What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?Go for the juggler. #joke #
What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?"What are you going to do, Pierre?" #joke #
who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science #

Lee — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:26:01 +0000

who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science

Lee — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:04:01 +0000

What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?”What are you going to do, Pierre?” #joke