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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

Lee — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Just had our new washer/drier delivered. The guys were dying from the heat so I gave them some water and freezies when they were finished. #
I'm in trouble if this is true! according to @richardsonian “@RichardWiseman: Possibly my fav headline ever. http://twitpic.com/27lade” #
“@Alyssa_Milano: "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. /via @dahara” and "I do" is the longest sentence. ;op #
Trying to upgrade my seats at the #raptors (@ Air Canada Centre) http://4sq.com/5ATERT #
I just became the mayor of Montrose Farm park on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dp8P2R #
OH: it's the code of the playground. #seriously #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

Lee — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Ahh. Home again after a great day at the cottage for my birthday. Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! (@ Casa Elliott) #
This is pure Simpson awesomeness.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/91548339_5e0656486d_b.jpg #
Benefit of home ownership: able to get a call from a good friend at midnight and not disturb my son or wife. Couldn't do that in the condo. #
Saw my doctor and told her that today is her receptionist's birthday. #thingsyouwouldthinktheyknow #
Can't believe that it has been 70 days since #Loblaws screwed me over & they still haven't called like they promised. #fail #theysuck #
Wednesday at 2pm. Would really like it to be Friday at 5pm. #
Yet another reason to be with #Rogers @joetek Wow, #Bell Mobility seems to be down in Toronto for incoming and outgoing calls… yuck. #
Attention wives of geeks(@joetek @johntobin @skidmarek @kosciejew ) we want this:RT @Alltop Adorable USB wedding ring http://om.ly/oKPx #
Anyone explain the bacon suits? “@ebertchicago: .@feminista09: The neighbor kids. Cute little dickenses. http://twitpic.com/25nzwl” #
In bed with my son watching Sesame Street or as he calls it "the street". He has a fever so whatever he wants is good with me. #
As said by 2 parents who are just happy to have their son eating: "no you can't have any more cheesies until you finish your ice cream". #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

Lee — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:00:00 +0000

@brundle_fly Hello. ;o) in reply to brundle_fly #
I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
Problem with working from he is the ready access to all this good food. Now do I want chips or ice cream at 10am? Hmm. I know both! #
My last tweet not withstanding, I'm not sure why I'm not losing any weight. Odd. #
Getting a crown. Hope it doesn't go to my head. (@ Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics) http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
Fun baseball game with my son and brother tonight. Saw an 'in the park home run' and was on the jumbotron with a chance to win a golf round. #
@Richardsonian good use of afoot! in reply to Richardsonian #
I caved in. My beautiful wife bought me this as an early birthday present. So far: very cool. http://yfrog.com/087eylj #
Missed getting the picture of a license plate that read "FIT FRK" in the parking lot of Wendys. The driver waddled out and drove off. #
I just ousted @rickjessup as the mayor of Dairy Queen (Bolton) on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aLZd70 #
@Richardsonian I still <3 Linux (Ubuntu) but I'm just in a wild & crazy phase of new things. My wife is happy it's limited to computers. in reply to Richardsonian #
.@kosciejew @johntobin oddly enough the i thingy ad is a wmv file that won't open on my idevices. in reply to kosciejew #
@RickJessup funny, I was at the Jays in the same section on Wednesday night. Saw the in the park homer. Now to eat more DQ! in reply to RickJessup #
.@soygreentlatte @applediscounts funny stuff. The "free" headphones cost $18 to ship to Canada. #promotionfail in reply to soygreentlatte #
I hope these fashions don't take off: granny panties! “@blogTO: SFW.French lingerie on the Toronto runway (Photos): http://bit.ly/a6y9uJ #
Things you don't expect to see at the movies. I mean it's not even bluray. #moviefail http://yfrog.com/mulyvrj #
Toy Story 3. Really good but difficult to get s 2 year old to keep on 3d glasses (@ empire theatre) http://4sq.com/dukgJk #
@soygreentlatte if it had been somewhat reasonable I would have done it. Oh well in reply to soygreentlatte #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

Lee — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Some funny/rude Beetle Baily strips that they show in Europe in a book. Want to see these in the Sunday Funnies. http://www.bit.ly/bawdybeetle #
Is the interweb down? I can't get anywhere on my iPhone or laptop. Anyone? #yesIknowtheironyofpostingthis #
@kosciejew Congratulations! PiMPing on it's way. in reply to kosciejew #
It's amazing the frequency of tweets that have #ttcfail or #microsoftfail Maybe #apple should buy them both & lock them down. #applebuysTTC #
New: #ttc runs only on Apple approved streets. Say goodbye to fringe service. #ApplebuysTTC #
Also the #ttc bus won't be on any street that has a strip club on it. You know how #apple feels about porn. #ApplebuysTTC #
@johntobin what happened? in reply to johntobin #
Happy Canada day! Just saw Dora the Explorer & now dancing to a band (@ Albion Hills Conservation Park) http://4sq.com/cyTwH3 #
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. Airplane turns 30 today! Surely you'll want to take this quiz –> http://bit.ly/aidhkC #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

Lee — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Do you think the original iPhone qualifies to be on the Antiques Roadshow? #oldtechneedslovetoo #
@Richardsonian you must be really bored at work. in reply to Richardsonian #
Very cool video: I know you want to be Canadian: http://youtu.be/mWQf13B8epw #
Cool earthquake. Bolton shook like crazy. #
I've lived in San Francisco. Toronto, this was a large truck that happened to drive past all our buildings at the same time. #earthquake #
Watching #Germany play in the #WorldCup & just noticed that there is no colour commentator. Just a play by play guy who is colourful. #
Some of your instincts change when you have a kid: laying with my feet out of bed & touched. Old habit: kick. New habit: reach out & pick up #
@Richardsonian was this made by the motherinlaw or from a restaurant? I wouldn't have Greek today: Greece lost. Lot of Greeks distracted in reply to Richardsonian #
@JasonInMilton why don't you? No iPhone? in reply to JasonInMilton #
@coffeeandsamosa Leave it to Ottawa to get jealous over yet another thing we do. I think we should let them have the #g20 as compensation in reply to coffeeandsamosa #
@johntobin I love how you are still shocked by the ineptitude of M$. Your optimism for them knows no bounds. #ifitisstupiditsMicrosoft in reply to johntobin #
Home without the wife around. Time to… Reinstall the O/S on the laptop. OMG I AM A GEEK! #shockingrealization #
Son sleeping in the back of the car & I'm reading the disturbing tweets from yesterday & 2day on #g20 Anyone in a mask should be arrested. #
I'm very pro-free speech & defend my rights vigorously, however the thugs in masks are out for violence and mayhem. Must be stopped. #g20 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

Lee — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Tuesday. Not as bad as Monday, not as good as Friday. Not even halfway through the week like Wednesday. All in all just a day. #
I just ousted Sandra M. as the mayor of Rogers OMP on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bnGANU #
@karinaling it means you have an addiction. You should get on the coffee patch! #
@joetek world cup football is what. Multitudes of people on CBC.ca watching the live stream in reply to joetek #
Some people are way too talented and/or have too much time on their hands. Check this out: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/ #vuvuzela #
Just had my CIO inform me of a cool #iPhone & #bb app to monitor your charges if you are a #Rogers customer. Search for 'My Account". #
Do you have to be a douche before you buy a #BMW or does it just happen after automatically? #
I just became the mayor of Casa Elliott on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/auM6Mv #
If you try and fail and you succeed what does that make you? #questionsthatIthinkof #
Any #GBS fans notice that in Cpt. Wedderburn that she says "6 questions u will answer me" and then asks 7? Is it because #girlscantdomath #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-13

Lee — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 20:00:00 +0000

How does a drunken hillbilly find his sister in the woods?
"purdy good" #joke #overheard #
It's #handytobeamagician when packing for a move & you need to keep all the cables together. Just pull out your supply of #19 rubber bands #
Another reason it's #handytobeamagician easy supply of sharpies to label everything. #magic #moving #
Best part of receiving 3 hours of an infusion is… Sleep! Worst part: needles, unless you are me 'cause I don't mind them at all. #
@Richardsonian WTF is your England doing? That had to be the worst goal ever. Hope he's getting paid in US$ in reply to Richardsonian #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

Lee — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:00:00 +0000

At the @eddieizzard show. Getting packed. Surprised he isn't plaing Canadian music. And damn is it hot in here! #hopeeddiedoesntgotoples #
Great time tonight @eddieizzard with @skidmarek & @johntobin and our respective spouses. Too bad EI didn't do the Jeff Vadar routine #
Was having so much fun at my baseball game playing with my son that I missed 4 innings. His laugh & smile so worth it. #gotmyprioritiesright #
In a training session where the lead keeps referring to "fluid adjustment breaks". I feel like I should be getting a blood transfusion. #
Summer in the city = short skirts. Summer in the country = blacflies. Why am I moving again? #
Yoda is so old he remembers when yo' momma was pretty. #swmatchgame #
Ok the first time I had a bird attack me was last year & I must have walked near it's nest. But getting attacked AGAIN? Now I think it's me. #
@karinaling this time it was a small black bird. Last year lots of loud tweets before attack. This time just dive bombed me. How was Guu? in reply to karinaling #
@JasonInMilton thank you! I think this may be my first #ff I won't let you down! in reply to JasonInMilton #
Before I had a son I didn't know that Saturday had a 6:30am. #
Awake at 4am and my 2yo is not in bed with us. Panic & check on him; he's fine. Now I can't sleep. #ironic #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

Lee — Sun, 30 May 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Great #quote an executive was asked how's it going? The response: In a word, well. In several words, not so well. #
I <3 that @johntobin thinks that M$ makes products that work.They make stuff that CAN work IF you hire them to install.Or pay for support. in reply to johntobin #
@johntobin um, I know. I too was being sarcastic. It's the reason you bought an iMac an I may be getting an iPad in reply to johntobin #
Hmm. My iPhone auto corrects iPad to be iPus. What is an iPus? Some new #Apple product yet to be launched? #
Last nite was perfect time for a walk by the harbourfront. Warm, Cooper on his new bike, Angie by my side & no cellphone. #willmissthis #
Gary Coleman finally gets to say "What you talkin' about St. Peter?" #dead #joke #
If they didn't have "Wince Carter" I would be hoping that the #Magic beat the #Celtics But I can't cheer for him. #vcsuxbigtime #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-23

Lee — Sun, 23 May 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Brilliant! RT @johntobin Used to be that @CBC Radio One talked about the rich and poor. Now it's all about the Habs or the Habs not. #
RT @badbanana I have pushed through the suicide part of Monday morning and am heading into the murder part of Monday morning. #
Just got scammed out of $25.
Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 holes."
Turns out it's about golf.
What a waste of money #joke #
I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
You know you're sick when:RT @Lee_Elliott I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! #
Played an awesome game of softball tonight. Hit an in the park homerun & an OMG it's so gone homerun. Felt like I wasn't handicapped again #
Elmo! Live! 2nd row! (@ Rogers Centre) http://4sq.com/4wMUKK #
@johntobin please tell me you didn't see it in reply to johntobin #
Why do I have to read the tweets I've missed? I just went back to Friday's posts to get current. It's not a book: I'm not missing out. #FML #