Month: February 2012

• What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck! #joke #
• Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there." #

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I just blew 20 bucks in there.”

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck! #joke

• Damn Rihanna has a shitty voice. Good thing she lip sync'd her solo. #grammys #
• Foster the people! Great version of the beach boys. #grammys #
• Why the standing ovation for Stevie Wonder? He can't see you to know… #grammys #
• Rockin out with a banjo! @SteveMartinToGo would be so proud. #grammys #

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Rockin out with a banjo! @SteveMartinToGo would be so proud. #grammys

Why the standing ovation for Stevie Wonder? He can’t see you to know… #grammys

Foster the people! Great version of the beach boys. #grammys

Damn Rihanna has a shitty voice. Good thing she lip sync’d her solo. #grammys

• All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
  But the maniac stays on. #

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All men are seduced into believing they’re marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
But the maniac stays on.