Sep
30
who is the roundest knight at …
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who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science
Sep
29
What did the shopkeeper say to…
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What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?”What are you going to do, Pierre?” #joke
Sep
29
What do you do if you’re attac…
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What do you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?Go for the juggler. #joke
Sep
28
What do you call a Frenchman w…
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe. #joke
Sep
27
A neutron walks into a bar and…
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A neutron walks into a bar and says “how much for a beer?” The barkeep says, “for you, no charge!” #joke #science
Sep
27
The monk handed the hotdog ven…
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The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke
Sep
26
Q: What did the buddhist monk …
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Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: “Make me one with everything.” #joke
Sep
25
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-25
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Sep
25
Bridesmaids
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Sep
21
I once met a hooker who said “…
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I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house”. #joke