Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who lacks sufficient capital to form a corporation. – Clarence Darrow

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Oh, you hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY & they meet at the bar. –George Carlin

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  • Insomnia is not fun. Finally fall asleep at 3, alarm at 6. No more sugar doughnuts before bed. #seemedharmless #
  • 49 minutes to reboot your laptop is normal, right? #fail #

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