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The medical examiner’s report has come in and it seems he didn’t overdose at all. It seems he died because he choked on twelve year old sausage.
(thanks Linnea!)

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Paddy is planning to marry, he is. He asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, “Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit: a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.” Paddy asks, “Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?”

The doctor replies, “Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did see . . .”, you hit her with the shovel.’

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