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Violence should have serious consequences,

and the punishment

should fit the crime.


The Arkansas Gas Chamber

Not a pretty way to die,

but

extremely effective.

Since this gas chamber

was pressed into service

violent crime in Arkansas

has dropped 90%.

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I am getting much better at sex. Last night my girlfriend lost her place in her book twice. – Richard Wiseman

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Tim Tebow has NEVER fumbled

In 2006 Florida‘s Tim Tebow was awarded the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore, the first time ever the award has gone to a second year player.
In addition to his amazing passing, running and TD stats is the fact that he has NEVER fumbled the football!
How is he able to hold on to the football so well?
What grip does he use?? Tim’s grip training technique was inspired by his girlfriend of 2 years, Amber.
“I really have to say, with her help and training support, I have been able to strengthen my grip, with either hand, even if I barely have any piece of the ball in my hand”

Note his grip on the football!

“But I feel that I can still improve my game if I stick with Amber’s training method just one more year” Introducing the Amazing Tim Tebow Grip-Master Training System!!!


Any questions?
I didn’t think so.

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Once again,

I was disqualified

from my neighbourhood's

"Best Decorated House"

contest

apparently due to my bad attitude!

 

 

 

 

Go figure! 

 

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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. – Natalie Wood

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 Waiting room at the gynecology unit
In a Copenhagen, Denmark hospital!
 
 
 


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The following is an account of what happened to a friend of mine. For whatever reason he decided to check the tax calculation on his cellular bill and found a mistake:

I have just noticed and believe that Bell Canada has been incorrectly charging the GST and PST on my Bell Mobility account.

My exact example is as follows:

Plan charge of $20
Usage charge of $22.80
Long Distance charge of $3.00
Subtotal of $45.80

The above was/is undisputed and agreed upon by both Bell and myself. However the discrepancy lies with the tax amounts charged.

They were charging $2.31 for GST and $3.76 for PST. I can’t tell you why I decided to double check the amounts but I do periodically with all my bills and when I did I discovered that those amounts were incorrect. 5% GST on $45.80 should be $2.29 and 8% PST should be $3.66.

The difference was only $0.12 but it was the principle of the matter. If Bell is doing this with all of its customers they are making quite a mint! I spent just over an hour on the phone with Bell, and at times it got quite heated. In the end I got my $0.12 back but couldn’t get it through their heads that their system was improperly calculating the amounts. And for the life of me they refused to follow the simple calculations on a calculator. Now I will be going back through my previous bills to see just how much they have over charged me.

After talking to a couple of my own friends and asking them to double check their bills, they too have small discrepancies. I know its only a few cents, but on a large scale, Bell is potentially taking in millions of dollars that they should not be.

I am curious to know if anyone else has had the same complaint or if I am missing something?

Let’s do the math together, shall we?

Actual math: $45.80 x 5% (GST) = $2.29

Bell’s math has to be either $45.80 x 5.05% (GST) = $2.31  OR $46.25 x 5% (GST) = $2.31

For the PST:

Actual math: $45.80 x 8% = $3.66

Bell’s math:  $45.80 x 8.22%= $3.76  OR $47.00 x 8% (PST) = $3.76

Now a simple calculation on say 3 million customers being overcharged $0.12 per month = $360,000 per month = $4.32 million a year from miscalculating the tax.  Nice work if you can get it.

Bell’s math is just wrong.  Or am I?  Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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