• Great baseball tournament on the weekend then a 1 yo b-day party! Do I know how to live it up or what? #
  • Sing on the elevators at my work: Exit when doors open. Wow, really? Thanks for the tip. #signfail #
  • Months of Sesame St.= 0. 2 weeks of Dora and he's saying 'backpack' and 'map' and 'Oh No!'. Still, thankfully he's over the Wiggles stage. #
  • Raing in T.O. right now. If I had man-boobs I would totally win a wet tshirt contest. Okay, who am I kidding, I do. #
  • Psychic tried to hand me a coupon for a free reading. Shouldn't she have known I wouldn't take it? #
  • Saw "Modern Family" last night on #CityTV and it ROCKED! Very funny. A couple times I LOL'd. Fav acronym: "WTF = Why the face?" #
  • Nothing wrong with this:RT @tremendousnews: Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #
  • Anyone else afraid of Coke Zero? How did they get it to taste like Coke, with 9 tsp sugar in each can & have no calories? Scary chemicals! #
  • I haven't had a meal at McDonald's since 1999 after reading 'Fast Food Nation'. I don't miss it at all. Okay I do miss Shamrock Shakes. #

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  • Saw 500 Days of Summer & District 9. 1 was intense & dark, the other light & fun. Will let you figure it out. Oh & both had #'s in the title #
  • this is funny! RT @joetek: RT @AccordionGuy: R.I.P. Patrick Swa — KANYE! Get outta there! http://is.gd/3iKcq #
  • Its 1985 all over again. Just passed a woman wearing lace gloves, big glasses and an off the shoulder sweater. Its not Halloween yet, right? #
  • Won tix to see some group called "U2" tonight. Thinking about going. #
  • Funny! RT @diggtop: 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" http://urlfold.com/iwp #
  • Right next to 'the Claw' (right at the stage) at the #U2 concert. Very cool! Thanks #Rogers #
  • Concerts have changed over the years. At my 1st people had to sneak in disposable cameras. Now EVERYONE was happily snapping away. #U2 #
  • RT @jessicabenner I need a new email signature. Something that says, "I'm professional," and also, "Stop emailing me." #

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  • He has some funny tweets:RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
  • Um, cooking endangered species? Really? RT @StaceyFowler:@Edward Levesque's Kitchen- Still room 2 sign up endangered species:home cooks. #
  • RT @BrianLynch: Disney just read a FANTASTIC FOUR comic while watching THE INCREDIBLES and decided to sue itself. #
  • Mahzeltov! RT @BrianLynch: Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling" should be played at my funeral. But not again until then. #
  • There is more to life than increasing its speed. Mohandas K. Gandhi. #quote #
  • "To be angry is to let others' mistakes punish yourself. To forgive others is to be good to yourself." via @tinybuddha #
  • Based on all the cyclist problems in #toronto, who's bright idea was it to redo Bloor WITHOUT A BIKE LANE? @mayormiller #
  • Okay restaurants, you can't use the term 'homemade'. Understand? Its a business NOT A HOME! #
  • RT @BrianLynch ROCK BAND: BOBBY McFERRIN for XBox is gonna be awesome. It has all his hits! #

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