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• Really? Do more people have 'glass eyes' than I know about? http://mypict.me/quyl #
• Great staff @ #Rogers Centre. Just had an usher take my stroller to guest services for storage. And we got to see a grand slam! Go Jays! #
• Yet STILL no milk @ #Rogers Centre. There has to be something for the kids to drink. And have something to eat too. Please get some milk. #
• @johntobin @cglynne Your #Telus phone drops calls so often it should be called "Rain"(as in Rain drops).Or maybe u just hang up on me. ;o) in reply to johntobin #
• RT @donttrythis: RT @mathowie: This is f'ing brilliant: http://twitter.com/ironicsans/status/3558595586 #
• RT @MirandaMac: First headline I read today: "Naked Man Commandeers School Bus." Lovely. – Um, Miranda what sites are you visiting? #
• Should eat a healthy lunch but Wendy's is calling my name. Must resist. #
• RT @jessicabenner Is it rude to respond to a work-related email with "Unsubscribe" in the subject line? #
• Watching pre-season football and drinking chocolate milk with my son. The fall is looking good. #

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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer, and said,

“The curlers are on me.”

• Did a practice #try-a-tri Saturday. Whoever thought 'I'd like a swim, now a bike ride, now a run' was a sadist. My knees don't like runs. #
• @Scobleizer If it is a boy and you like WWE: Randy "Macho Man" Savage Scoble, or girl 'cause you liked "Cosby" Raven Simone Scoble. in reply to Scobleizer #
• Saw #Rogers people on TV at a charity event for Daily Bread Food Bank. Looking good Miranda, Stacey and Keith! Great charity to pick. #
• Getting my #Remicade infusion now. Ready for my Try-a-Tri. Take that #Arthritis! #
• The Guild is very funny. This is a good song from it "Do you want to date my avatar?" http://www.goofingaround.ca/guild #
• At #Spirit of the West concert. Damn these guys are old! Just sang 'If Venice is sinking'. Very well done. #
• #GBS concert the night before my #triathlon. I don't need ear drums to compete, do I? #
• Finished my #triathlon. Lots of fun and TONS of room for improvement. However I am alive and considering my #arthritis, not bad. #

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• Amazing storm in #Toronto. Tree fell on my car. waiting for the city to review the damage. Great lightning while I wait. #
• Kidney stone Wednesday night, tree on car Sunday night… Can't wait to see what happens next week! Stay tuned. #
• RT @dtapscott: Neologism: Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. — note to my friends: please do not use this ON ME! #
• http://arthritis.akaraisin.com/p/leeelliott.aspx 2/2 #arthritis #
• Participating in my 1st Try-a-Tri and raising money for #arthritis. If you would like, sponsor me! 1/2 #
• 1st Try-a-Tri for #arthritis. Please sponsor me: http://arthritis.akaraisin.com/p/leeelliott.aspx #

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• RT @badbanana: I hopped out of bed this morning like Fred Astaire. Or anyone else, really, who has been dead for 20 years. #
• Canadian Girls….http://bit.ly/de5Ow
  #demotivational, #joke –I think I know her! #
• My son is sound asleep in my arms and has been for 90 minutes. Awesome, except I really have to go pee. #
• This lady isn't very nice, but she has great legs! http://www.goofingaround.ca/distrust #demotivational , #joke #

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